Dear Mr Arrows,
It is with regret that we return your latest work "Werewolves of Port St. Lucie". While the ideas are fresh and the work is interesting it does not fit in with what we believe the current audience is looking for.
Also Warren Zevon stopped by in person and threatened to sue us. Yes, we know he is dead which is why we are we are taking the threat seriously.
Best luck in your quest for immortality.
Sincerely
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe
Publishers