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Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle
Reuters via Yahoo News ^ | Sept 15, 2011 | John McCrank

Posted on 09/15/2011 7:23:42 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy

TORONTO (Reuters) - For actor Nicolas Cage, making the new thriller movie "Trespass" hit close to home.

Cage, at the Toronto film festival along with director Joel Schumacher promoting the film about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

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TOPICS: Humor; Society; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: napl; nicolascage
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To: jocon307
I assume you now pack heat? If not, I would make it a point to purchase a firearm for home protection.

"Better to be tried by twelve than carried by six."

21 posted on 09/15/2011 7:52:31 AM PDT by EnigmaticAnomaly ("Mantra of the left: 'It's only okay when WE do it.'")
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To: Upstate NY Guy

22 posted on 09/15/2011 7:52:52 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Fudgesicles happen.


23 posted on 09/15/2011 8:01:29 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Thank you for that! I really needed a good laugh!


24 posted on 09/15/2011 8:01:52 AM PDT by Mrs. Frogjerk
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To: Upstate NY Guy
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.

Whew! I'm really glad they cleared that up. The image created was unbearable/s.

25 posted on 09/15/2011 8:03:30 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier currently deployed in the Valley of Death, Afghanistan)
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To: Upstate NY Guy
I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.

Meh. Just another day in the life of Barney Frank.

26 posted on 09/15/2011 8:03:31 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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To: Upstate NY Guy

Barney Frank would have called that a Dreamsicle.


27 posted on 09/15/2011 8:04:12 AM PDT by dforest
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To: indylindy

Well, now we know what the Burger King is doing after being terminated.


28 posted on 09/15/2011 8:06:57 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

Tough job, but somebodys got to do it.

I thought I heard Burger King was working at the White House.


29 posted on 09/15/2011 8:12:46 AM PDT by dforest
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To: Upstate NY Guy
This gives last week's headline a run for the money....

Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked dead man wearing 'dog collar': police

30 posted on 09/15/2011 8:14:38 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (To some, George Orwell's story, "1984" is a cautionary tale. To others, it's a "how to" manual.)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Worse than that, he was wearing Cage's leather jacket. That makes him a leather-wearing fudgesickle packer.
31 posted on 09/15/2011 8:15:33 AM PDT by liberalh8ter
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To: Dubh_Ghlase; EnigmaticAnomaly

Thanks folks, but although I am a STRONG supporter of the Second Amendment I hope to never have a gun in my house.

Hubby has been talking about it, and maybe we will get one, a long gun it would be.

But I am basically a crazy Irish b*tch and for a long time I’ve known that I would shoot the wrong person, at the wrong time, for the wrong reason.

Or at least I’d destroy the TV!


32 posted on 09/15/2011 8:20:17 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: JRandomFreeper

How do you order one of those fudgecicle guys?


33 posted on 09/15/2011 8:26:34 AM PDT by DooDahhhh (ma)
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To: Upstate NY Guy
President Hussein certainly does like to surprise people.
34 posted on 09/15/2011 8:36:42 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: DooDahhhh
Hey, sure it wasn't this guy standing there at the food of the bed?...


35 posted on 09/15/2011 8:37:35 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: indylindy; All
Thanks for all your comments. They are toooo.... funny!

So anyway, here is how I imagine the story ends:

Nicolas Cage is quite shaken by this event and he cannot sleep. He just can't get the image out of his mind. Finally at 2:00 AM he leaves his house and walks down to the corner bar and orders a beer. There is nobody left in the bar except the bartender and a piano player. The piano player stops playing briefly and the still traumatized Mr. Cage shouts out: "Do either of you know I was awakened last night by a naked guy with a fudgesicle?"

The piano player looks at him calmly and exclaims: "No, but if you hum a few bars I can probably play it for you."

36 posted on 09/15/2011 8:38:48 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: Syntyr
Guy is lucky he didn’t do it to me in Texas. He would have gotten two .45 slugs to the chest even if it would have ruined my leather jacket!

With good aim and a good dry cleaner, you could save the jacket.

Funny, the author tought to include a definition of a fudgecicle.

37 posted on 09/15/2011 8:39:18 AM PDT by bgill (There, happy now?)
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To: RoseofTexas

shoot!...I screwed it up...meant FOOT!!! Hey “food” will work too..lol


38 posted on 09/15/2011 8:40:15 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: Upstate NY Guy

“Go get the gimp.”


39 posted on 09/15/2011 8:42:25 AM PDT by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: jocon307

“Or at least I’d destroy the TV!”

Hey, if Elvis can do it...


40 posted on 09/15/2011 8:44:01 AM PDT by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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