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Gumby calls it a robbery, clerk thinks it’s a joke
bostonherald.com ^ | 09/13/2011 | Associated Press

Posted on 09/13/2011 5:57:52 PM PDT by massmike

A person dressed as Gumby walked into a Southern California convenience store, claiming to have a gun and demanding money, but costume trouble and a skeptical clerk thwarted the would-be robber.

Gumby demanded money, but the store clerk thought it was a joke and ignored the life-size Claymation character, telling him he was cleaning up and didn’t have time to waste.

"You don’t think this is a robbery? I have a gun," the costumed man said, fumbling inside his costume as if trying to retrieve a weapon.

But the green-gloves seemed to get in the way, and rather than pull a gun, he dropped 26 cents on the floor.

The video shows the second man, who came in with the Gumby suspect, but was not dressed as Pokey, walk out of the store.

San Diego’s KGTV News reported that the clerk told his boss he didn’t know who Gumby was and described the character in the store as a "green SpongeBob SquarePants."

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: california; darwinawardwinner; gumby

1 posted on 09/13/2011 5:57:56 PM PDT by massmike
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To: massmike

In this surveillance video taken Sept. 5, 2011 and released by the San Diego Police Department showing a suspect dressed like Gumby telling a store clerk he is being robbed, fumbling inside the costume as if to pull a gun, dropping 26 cents and leaving.

2 posted on 09/13/2011 6:01:21 PM PDT by massmike (Massachusetts:Stopped hanging witches;started electing Kennedys.Coincidence?)
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Why did it have to be Gumby? I don't like Gumby.

Did the clerk at least take the 26 cents?

3 posted on 09/13/2011 6:05:14 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient (Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?)
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> ...the clerk told his boss he didn’t know who Gumby was and described the character in the store as a "green SpongeBob SquarePants."

I feel REALLY old.

4 posted on 09/13/2011 6:05:47 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: massmike
Who's gonna be the next cartoon store robber? Hashbrick or Spongebong's vapor trail?


5 posted on 09/13/2011 6:07:33 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (It is necessary that a person be born of a father who is a citizen; ~Vattel's Law of Nations)
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To: massmike

I’m Gumby Dammit!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/broadway-gumby-rose/278819/


6 posted on 09/13/2011 6:07:33 PM PDT by TSgt (When in the Course of human events...)
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7 posted on 09/13/2011 6:09:09 PM PDT by TSgt (When in the Course of human events...)
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To: dayglored

I hear Davey and Goliath were in the getaway car!


8 posted on 09/13/2011 6:11:14 PM PDT by massmike (Massachusetts:Stopped hanging witches;started electing Kennedys.Coincidence?)
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I only recently learned that Gumby was green. Gumby cartoons were broadcast on the Engineer Bill show, weekday evenings on KHJ-TV, channel 9 in Southern California, in 1960 and 1961. We watched the program on our 1952 Majestic black-and-white TV.


9 posted on 09/13/2011 6:38:07 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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Oh Gumby, don’t forget your gumbometer.


10 posted on 09/13/2011 6:48:15 PM PDT by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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To: massmike; RhoTheta
The video shows the second man, who came in with the Gumby suspect, but was not dressed as Pokey, walk out of the store.

Best line of the story.

11 posted on 09/13/2011 7:07:55 PM PDT by Egon (The difference between Theory and Practice: In Theory, there is no difference.)
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I want to see the police identikit picture


12 posted on 09/14/2011 8:36:59 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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