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Giggling like third grade boys telling fart jokes, the NPR crowd is all atwitter about "Schweddy Balls" ice cream.

I'm not a prude. There are hundreds of double entendres a week on FR, many of the make me LOL.

But this is from the same elite crowd that professed shock, bewilderment and denial that the cartoon they ran teaching people how to speak "Tea Bag" was a vulgar gay slur. Give me a break NPR. Hilarious indeed.

1 posted on 09/09/2011 7:28:24 PM PDT by Drango
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To: Drango

No thanks.

2 posted on 09/09/2011 7:29:42 PM PDT by Drango (NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
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To: Drango

I remember that skit. Mildly funny for a minute, but they dragged it out for five. Come to think of it, that pretty much sums up a lot of SNL skits.


3 posted on 09/09/2011 7:31:44 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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I saw the actual skit the first time it happened on SNL ...

and it WAS hilarious. It wasn’t political...it was adult...it was rude and it got funnier and funnier....

I was one of the people who saw the skit the first time and it LEFT ME IN tears because it was just sooooo funny.

The ice cream thing is late and lame. Why not just introduce “Vanilla Ice”?


4 posted on 09/09/2011 7:32:31 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: Drango
Beginning to wonder if this guy will have his own flavor soon..


5 posted on 09/09/2011 7:33:57 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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I like Chef's chocolate salty balls, personally.

 
But that's just me.


6 posted on 09/09/2011 7:35:54 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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The skit was lame, this is lame, liberals are...


10 posted on 09/09/2011 7:39:12 PM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Drango

Ice cream is something that appeals especially to kids.

Schweddy Balls could be funny and appropriate as a cocktail recipe.

But marketing sexual double entendres to kids is just repulsive.

The culture is so debased that they are running out of lines to cross.


11 posted on 09/09/2011 7:39:17 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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I remember a male hygiene spray called “Baseline” it claimed to end foul balls


13 posted on 09/09/2011 7:45:31 PM PDT by Joshua
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To: Drango

I’ll take their word for it.


14 posted on 09/09/2011 7:46:53 PM PDT by Yogafist
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To: Drango

I would try that.

I wonder what Dusty Muffin ice cream would taste like.


15 posted on 09/09/2011 7:48:39 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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This is the same crowd that had fits of appoplexy over the mention of a pubic hair on a Coke can. I don’t think there ever WAS a pubic hair on a Coke can; nor do I believe their lies that Clarence Thomas loved to regale his fellow workers with tales about Long Dong Silver videos!

I just think the left is so perverted and filthy-minded that they’ll take ANY situation that gives them an opening in which to “advertise” what’s in their hearts. And that includes making up filthy stories (and TV scripts) out of whole cloth!

The Word says that “Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks.” So in his Labor Day diatribe about SOBs, Jim Hoffa advertised for all the world to see, exactly what is in his heart.


16 posted on 09/09/2011 7:50:51 PM PDT by Tucker39
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OK, so Schweddy Balls can be a great dessert, but for the best SNL main course, it’s tough to beat Dan Akyroyd’s Bass-O-Matic. Copy and paste this link: http://www.myspace.com/video/saturday-night-live/bassomatic/33695570


17 posted on 09/09/2011 7:56:12 PM PDT by Reo
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Crass of Ben and Jerry. I suppose they’re next concoction will be Dingleberries and Cream or Peanut Butter Pounder.


18 posted on 09/09/2011 7:56:39 PM PDT by CARTOUCHE (Holding my fire until the last candidates enter the fray....)
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It’s way past time for Lorne Michaels to make like a lemming and jump off a cliff somewhere. Maybe if we’re lucky, Tina Fey will piggyback for the ride!

Thursday nights used to be funny. But “Parks and Recreation?” My ingrown toenails have more humor...

Move on, folks... nuthin to see here...


21 posted on 09/09/2011 8:08:04 PM PDT by djf (One of the few FReepers who NEVER clicked the "dead weasel" thread!! But may not last much longer...)
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It will be pulled from shelves before the ink dries on the newsletter.


22 posted on 09/09/2011 8:21:27 PM PDT by 23 Everest (Artifical intelligence is no match for natural stupidity! 831 Bonnie)
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To: Drango
I was at a restaurant, can't remember where, but there was a desert described as “fudge packed pound cake with a light drizzle of creme” or something along those lines. Needless to say it was easy to stay on my diet that day.
25 posted on 09/09/2011 9:18:26 PM PDT by MacMattico
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I think Ben & Jerry just jumped the shark. The Vermont Cow must have quit.


26 posted on 09/09/2011 10:09:34 PM PDT by GreatRoad (O < 0)
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To: Drango

It was Steve Baldwin, not his older, fatter brother in the SNL skit if I remember correctly


31 posted on 09/10/2011 7:16:08 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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From Wikipedia:

"In September 2010, the company agreed to stop labeling their ice cream and frozen yogurt as "all natural." The Center for the Science in the Public Interest, a consumer-advocacy group, had urged Ben & Jerry's to stop labeling their ice cream as "all natural" due to the company's use of corn syrup, alkalised cocoa, and other chemically modified ingredients.[25][26]"

33 posted on 09/10/2011 7:33:09 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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