Posted on 09/08/2011 2:31:33 PM PDT by Danae
Ok here is the list: 1 Drink if barry says: "let me be clear" "Make no mistake" "We need change" "Middle class" "American workers" "jobs" "Uh" "Bipartisanship" - or any derivative thereof "Republicans are blocking" "I" "my" or "my plan" "crisis"
2 Drinks if he says: "wall street instead of main street"
3 Drinks if he admits he was wrong on the economy, then sing your school fightsong backwards.
4 drinks of Bohner cries. (he won't, he has Bambi by filberts)
I’m not watching. I can’t stand the sight of the guy.
LOL
Balanced approach
I was planning on getting drunk BEFORE the speech....so I can actually watch it.
And I’m only watching it to see The Speakers “guests” faces as barry spews his crapola!
Not sure, but since it's four minutes till speech time, you know he's hotboxing a cigarette somewhere.
I’m getting my list together for the Obama Speech Drinking Game:
“our crumbling infrastructure”
“green jobs”
“get America back to work”
“invest in our future”
“put partisanship aside”
“I’m asking you to join me”
“I believe we can build a better America”
“9/11”
“ten years ago”
“tough times”
“but we are tougher”
“Some are saying”
“the wealthiest among us”
“We are a resilient people”
“From (somewhere) to (somewhere) and to the (something) (somewhere)”
“Get this economy moving”
“for all of us”
“Our children are our future”
“I remember my grandma Toot always saying. . . .”
“The (occupation) in (city), the (occupation) in (city), and the (adjective) (occupation) (phrase) in (city). . . .” For example: “We need to . . . blah blah blah . . . for the bricklayer in Boston, the auto worker in Detroit, and the struggling single mother going to night school and raising her kids in Chicago. . . .”
And, of course, the standard “Let me be clear,” “Make no mistake,” and “As I’ve said before.”
(One word you will NOT hear: “stimulus.” Not good politically.)
I’ll admit, I’m tuning in mostly for reactions, too.
I already am. Nicely..
I'm a lightweight. I'm sticking with Shiner Bock, and a fourth of one usually makes me need to take a nap.
I wouldn’t have wrote those down. Now they are stuck in your head and will not go away.
Wow Hillary looks 100% better than recently.
The Botox tanker must have arrived in DC.
Same here.
Wondering if someone will yell something, and it gets reported about in this thread.
You just plagarized his whole speech! LOL
Ditto
So Obama is going to propose spending another 400 Trillion to jumpstart jobs?
I thought we just passed a new debt ceiling at the end of July!
The only plan Jr really has is to give a campaign speech on free TV and to try to set up a Truman where he will blame the Repubs for lack of cooperation when they reject his bilge.
Leon Panetta’s schnoz is bigger than the stimulus!
Pregame stars in one hour. We’ll see if he’s dumb enough to start late and run over.
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