NFL Football Picks Of The Week

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[navysealdad]

29 New Orleans Saints at 31 Green Bay Packers 17 Indianapolis Colts at 23 Houston Texans Line: Texans by 9. Total: 43.5. Peyton Manning is listed as doubtful. Kerry Collins will start, and he's only been on the team for about two weeks. Rest of picks on site.

[OneVike]

Saints 35, Packers 23

My NFC North prediction

Vikings
Green Bay
Detroit
Chicago

Oh yea, after his speech Obama’s approval drops 2 more points

[Bender2]

Bla-Bla-Bla... Bla-Bla--

Yadda-Yadda-Yadda... Yadda-Yadda--

Did I mention I killed... Osama?

Bla-Bla-Bla... Bla-Bla--

Yadda-Yadda-Tadda... Yadda-Yadda--

By the way, I did kill... Osama with my bare hands!

Yadda-Bla-Bla... Bla-Yadda--

Looks like Obama's speech went over big... at the NFL Opening Day Party.

Pam Oliver managed to drink herself... white and blond.

Well, The Obamathon aside, it is... that time of year again, campers:

Euuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeee! Are these... in this issue of Maxium?

Sorry, Lindsay... it is Leela's turn. Maybe next issue if you make bail.

Thursday night at Lambeau, I see... big's Packers having a scare--

The Pack has to show just about everything in the playbook and more... during the game--

Da Ain'ts come close, even causing speculation of a return... to olden days--

But big's new lift & separate cheesebra looks... to be the difference--

New Orleans 26 at Green Bay 27 - The Pack manages to keep from starting 0 & 1 this season!

Atlanta 27 at Chicago 13 - Sunday finds that even with Ms. Big O showing how shovel ready... Da Bears' Defense is, the dogs at Vick's old pound get Da Obama Bears' goat!

Cincinnati 7 at Cleveland 28 - cleveland gop's Real McCoy Browns make Begal Bone soup to win gagging... eh, bragging rights in Ohio.

Buffalo 3 at Kansas City 24 - My Old Dallas Texans get into the spirit of their Chiefs' uniforms and send the Buffaloes home minus hide, hair and bone.

Yet some fans do manage to escape... with some things intact!

Philadelphia 17 at St. Louis 31 - Vick's Dream Pack cannot get past the firehydron as them Fighting Yews... from Saint Louie give the Iggles a nightmare.

Detroit 24 at Tampa Bay 9 - Detroit's Loins don't even break a sweat in their athletic supporters as they tear Tamp Bay a new one.

Tennessee 17 at Jacksonville 14 - Allegra's Old Earlers... pull out a close one in Jacksonville.

Pittsburgh 17 at Baltimore 27 - Dem Dirty Black Byrds teach Big Ben and his Stoolers a thing or two about the price of crabs in Baltimore.

Indianapolis 10 at Houston 28 - Like Allegra's daily training... her current Earlers ride hard, breaking them Paytonless Colts in the old Reliant Corral.

NY Giants 27 at Washington 13 - Allegra's Deadskins show the Jersey Jints they still know how to lose... with the best of them.

Minnesota 10 at San Diego 35 - Da Bolts cut off McNabb's horns and sent the Viqueens home with a losing record.

Seattle 14 at San Francisco 21 - The 69ers out swish the Seahags at Candlestick.

Carolina 9 at Arizona 28 - The Chicago/St. Louis/Arizona Redbyrds deCam the Panthers, but do I see... a Cam Newton Supporter there?

No, honey, this is my... bra size.

New England 35 at Miami 17 - The Patty-Cakes, big's other team, enjoy the south Florida heat as they cook the Phins well done.

Oakland 13 at Denver 31 - The Timboless Bronchoettes are bad, but not a bad as Al's Deadass Waiders.

Oh, yeah, in that battle of the Ryan Boys at The Jerseylands will have Rex Ryan says, "Round up... the ususal defense--

My 'Boys... winning in a walk, Cowboys 27 - Jets 13.

You must be joking, Bendy... The Jets lose with Namath at quarterback, Boozer at halfback and Snell at fullback?

Don, Don, Don! Always 40 someodd years late... and a backfield short! My 'Boys will take no prisoners!

That's a little bloodthirsty... isn't it, Bend?

It is not that we are bloodthirsty, Don, old sport... We just don't have the room on Jerry's Jet back to Big D.

[SevenofNine]

Hey Bender you got everybody in there I see Aunt Esther there on line defense ROFL

[blackie]

Bendy...one of your best efforts!!

[SevenofNine]

This latest Twitter report

BreakingNews Breaking News
NFL: Colts QB Peyton Manning undergoes neck surgery, out 2-3 months - ProFootballTalk http://bit.ly/p0xeAq

[SevenofNine]

Even some Republicans are skipping Obama speech

Republicans to skip Obama speech for NFL, Twitter http://lat.ms/o3GWEp RT @latimesmost

[OneVike]

I like it, I really, really like it.

[fnord]

man, wish we had a killfile option here ...

[Bender2]

Re: man, wish we had a killfile option here ...

Looks like old fnord wants to take... all us sons-a-bitches out!

Hummm? Guess... we got a teamster troll with his snout under the nap of the tent.

Well, that's where them union thugs feed.... most of the time, down where the insects are plentiful.

Gonzo, you want me and Kermit... to get a rope?

Naw, I got my trusty .44 here... and that should do the trick--

[big'ol_freeper]

I'll go with the defending Super Bowl Champs over the
previous defending Super Bowl Champs.

The rest of my picks to follow..

[Allegra]

They'd better make the playoffs this year...

NO CHOKING.

[discostu]

They could STILL make the playoffs. The AFC South is becoming very similar to the AFC West, pretty much the teams all stink. The Jags are terrible, the Titans weren’t very good and dismantled the only good stuff they had, the Texans keep looking like they might improve only to stink. 8-8 could easily win the division.

[big'ol_freeper]

I’ll root for ‘em! (except when playing the Packers or Patriots)

[fnord]

I agree, but see little chance of even 8 wins, with or without Peyton. Although I gotta say, for a last second fill-in, Kerry Collins is a great hire.

It should be close, maybe 9-7 or 8-8 will win, but I think the other 3 teams have the Colts number this year. they might go 1-5 within division.

[Bender2]

Allegra, my dear... if you recall that I predicted on Perdogg’s Perilous Pigskin Predictions - NFL 2011 at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2769859/posts #31:

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
Dallas (3) over Atlanta (2)
San Diego (2) over Baltimore (3)
Green Bay (1) over Philadelphia (5)
Houston (4) over New England (1)
CHAMPIONSHIPS
Dallas (3) over Green Bay (1)
Houston (4) over San Diego (2)
SUPER BOWL XLVI
Dallas (N) over Houston (A)

And to prove my point... I bet Allegra agrees with 99% of my prediction!

Now, Allegra, what more... can I do?

BTW, Allegra, in your Maxim uncovered pictorial you were REALLY UNCOVERED... I never saw so much skin!

[Pharmboy]

A tour-de-force...well done!

[Trust but Verify]

Do you always drink so early in the day? Vikings over Packers inthe NFC North?