Posted on 09/07/2011 11:10:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool,Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.’
Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?’
LOL!......Didn’t see that on coming!..................
Been there...
Wow. even ex-stars like Bullwinkle can hit the skids.
Apples are a ‘gateway’ fruit.............
See? This why I read FreeRepublic. There’s always the oddball story that makes my day.
“An’ then I sez...Hey, who sez one apples’s enough? Listen buddy I know my limit and..mphphphggzz..who you lookin’ at?! zhghzghgh and then I sez .. hello purdy lady I got yer aspples right here....hdhhghd hey why’s the tree spinning???? .. mpghpzhpghs mebee just a li’l lie down but not cuz I can’t.....Zzzzzzz”
Honest, ossifer....all I had was a few bites..........
It’s a SIGN! She’s not RUNNING! /hijack>
>>> “ It’s a SIGN! She’s not RUNNING! /hijack> “ <<<
What you said. That is so funny! I did see the moose story.
Sorry for the moose, but oh, my gosh, it is funny! Thanks.
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