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Sinead O'Connor Seeks "Sweet, Sex-Starved Man" Online
TV Guide Online ^ | 8/30/11 | Joyce Eng

Posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:13 AM PDT by hoagy62

Sinead O'Connor is "in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man" and she wants everyone to know it.

The Irish singer has taken to her blog and Twitter to snare a potential suitor and to lament the current lack of romance in her life.

"My sh---uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners," she writes. "Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing."

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: fatso; ireland; irish; perverted; shavedhead; sick; thebitchugly
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Warning: If you read the article, some of her descriptions of what she's looking for are a bit graphic.)

After reading the article, I had to ask myself, "Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?".

One name kept coming up again and again...

Can you guess who?

1 posted on 09/01/2011 9:49:14 AM PDT by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62

What’s a matter? Did she run out of batteries?


2 posted on 09/01/2011 9:51:57 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: hoagy62

Ping Laz and find out.


3 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:19 AM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: hoagy62

Yikes, age and food certainly have not been kind to her.


4 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:31 AM PDT by Virginia Ridgerunner (Sarah Palin has crossed the Rubicon!)
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To: hoagy62

Chaz Bono?


5 posted on 09/01/2011 9:52:37 AM PDT by RickB444 (What one receives without working for, another must work for without receiving.)
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To: hoagy62

Damn. I clicked the link. She’ll be lucky to find a blind man.


6 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:03 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: hoagy62

Her disease is known as “The Fall” and it’s what happens when you try to replace God in your life.


7 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:29 AM PDT by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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Whoa - GUILTY - I bet the yams are nervous and plotting an escape from the kitchen.

8 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:31 AM PDT by corkoman (Steadfast and Loyal)
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To: Deaf Smith

Why did they use a picture of Susan Boyle in an article about Sinead O’Connor?


9 posted on 09/01/2011 9:54:38 AM PDT by cumbo78
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

“Sinead O’Connor is “in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man” and she wants everyone to know it.”

...a blind very sweet sex-starved man...


10 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:51 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: hoagy62

Then.


Now.

11 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:53 AM PDT by Palter (Celebrate diversity .22, .223, .25, 9mm, .32 .357, 10mm, .44, .45, .500)
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To: Virginia Ridgerunner

Beauty is skin deep but ugly is to the core.


12 posted on 09/01/2011 9:55:53 AM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: corkoman
Meanwhile, the Pope she hated so much is about to become a Saint.


13 posted on 09/01/2011 9:56:36 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Palin is coming, and the Tea Party is coming with her.)
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To: hoagy62

She should go back to shaving her head and wearing those long black robes like she did in the 80s. She would look exactly like Uncle Fester.


14 posted on 09/01/2011 9:56:42 AM PDT by RickB444 (What one receives without working for, another must work for without receiving.)
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To: Deaf Smith

*Ding*ding*ding* We have a winner!


15 posted on 09/01/2011 9:57:20 AM PDT by hoagy62 (Help stamp out crack-pull up your pants.)
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YIPES.

Father Time stuffed fifty or sixty un-needed pounds into that bag and affixed a Rosanne Barr 'do to that dome. Too bad, too, because at one time, she was fairly attractive for a woman with an I-Day haircut.

16 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:24 AM PDT by Hemingway's Ghost (Spirit of '75)
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To: corkoman

What the (_)*( happened to her???


17 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:37 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (So much stress was put on Bush's Fault that it finally let go, magnitude 6)
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To: hoagy62

Women like this usually go lesbian


18 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:47 AM PDT by rokkitapps ( Hearings on healthcare waivers NOW! (If you agree make this your tagline))
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After reading the article, I had to ask myself, "Would any man...ANYONE ...in their right mind be willing to tap that ugly pile of blubber?". One name kept coming up again and again... Can you guess who?

I'd hit it.

19 posted on 09/01/2011 9:58:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If Hitler had been as lazy as Obama, the 1940's would have been a very nice decade!!)
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To: hoagy62

GUILTY


20 posted on 09/01/2011 9:59:41 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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