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The English language has some wonderfully collective nouns for various groups of animals.
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Posted on 08/27/2011 9:32:29 AM PDT by illiac

We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.

However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an Exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!


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To: loungitude
I assume it's just a curiosity. Some of these terms are so obscure that they probably are rarely used.

I'm waiting for some liberal to become indignant that we are using these terms without finding out first what the various kinds of animals, birds, or insects feel about the terms.

21 posted on 08/27/2011 11:07:35 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

Well, I have often been accused of being a liberal, and I have to say that I do know how some animals feel about some of these terms. For example, I have two hounds, and I can tell you they don’t think much of being called “A mute of hounds.” There is nothing mute about them.


22 posted on 08/27/2011 11:40:37 AM PDT by AndyJackson
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To: illiac

funny


23 posted on 08/27/2011 11:41:39 AM PDT by quintr
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To: AndyJackson

I agree. I wish my Walker hound was mute about two in the morning when he decides to tree a coon. We let him run and enjoy himself.


24 posted on 08/27/2011 11:47:38 AM PDT by prof.h.mandingo (Buck v. Bell (1927) An idea whose time has come (for extreme liberalism))
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To: illiac
“Congress” is an interesting term for a grouping of baboons, but a more modern term for them would be “flash mob”.
25 posted on 08/27/2011 11:54:06 AM PDT by PermaRag (the stock market will stop bleeding when those who manipulate it START bleeding)
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To: illiac
WOW......Someones got a lot of time on their hands..LOL
26 posted on 08/27/2011 11:58:38 AM PDT by fedupjohn ("They act like permanent residents of a unicorn ranch in fantasy land"....Sarah Palin 2012)
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To: illiac

A Doofus of pundits.


27 posted on 08/27/2011 12:04:46 PM PDT by decimon
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It’s a wonderful book. I’ve given dozens of it as gifts. And we sometimes make up our own terms: a “gutter” of drunks. A “flight” of pultroons.

The possibilities are endless. LOL.


28 posted on 08/27/2011 12:43:32 PM PDT by EggsAckley ( There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply ! !)
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