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Cats are Republican, Dogs are Democrats
Politico ^ | August 19, 2011 | Keith Koffler

Posted on 08/19/2011 10:51:51 AM PDT by SMGFan

I know it may be upsetting for many of you to discover the animal you cherish is of the opposite political party. Would former President Bill Clinton ever be able to admit to himself that the late Socks was a Republican? Could Democrats ever bring themselves to forgive Checkers, the dog – and a Democrat – who belonged to Richard M. Nixon and whose mention in the famous 1952 “Checkers speech” helped save Nixon’s political career?

When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; democrat; doggieping; dogs; dogsarestupid; kittyping; republican
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To: coder2

That’s Missy, guarding my computer!


81 posted on 08/19/2011 1:27:59 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, A Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: SWAMPSNIPER
Your Missy is so adorable --- I miss my Tiger...
82 posted on 08/19/2011 1:33:03 PM PDT by coder2
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To: All

Cats have been “working” as mousers forever. They also go hunting and bring back their kills to their humans. (The fact that most humans scream in horror when they do this is totally beside the point.) Cats also “work” as alarm clocks, feet warmers, masseuses, baby-sitters, etc. There even used to be a series of cat food commercials depicting all of the “jobs” that cats perform for their humans.

Dogs? All you have to do is look at a human walking a dog. The human follows behind the dog, picking up its poop.

I won’t insult dogs by calling them Dems. Very few creatures deserve such a horrible slur. But cats are definitely as close, or closer, to being Republicans as dogs are.


83 posted on 08/19/2011 1:33:42 PM PDT by Nea Wood (Silly liberal . . . paychecks are for workers!)
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To: Secret Agent Man

The typical cat would wait until a half hour past feeding time then leave your mouldering corpse and the floor to see what’s for din din at the neighbors house.


84 posted on 08/19/2011 1:48:10 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: SMGFan

This sucks because I love dogs and cant stand cats.


85 posted on 08/19/2011 1:56:10 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: G Larry

YES!! Go Larry!


86 posted on 08/19/2011 1:57:30 PM PDT by Moleman
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To: Nea Wood

“Dogs? All you have to do is look at a human walking a dog. The human follows behind the dog, picking up its poop.”

Not when a dog is being walked correctly. Unfortunately, many people don’t walk a dog properly.

I am willing to concede that cats are Republicans.

But dogs are conservatives. :-)


87 posted on 08/19/2011 2:02:01 PM PDT by Immerito (Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
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To: goat granny
A very, very long time ago in Ancient Egypt, cats were thought to be gods and treated as such. Cats mush have awesome genetic memory retention as they expect no less treatment today.
88 posted on 08/19/2011 2:06:03 PM PDT by tob2 (Chihuahua mama)
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To: G Larry

I’m with you on this.


89 posted on 08/19/2011 2:10:07 PM PDT by e_castillo (Drill here drill now...)
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To: miss marmelstein
I’ve read that cats only have a memory span of about 4 months so that may have something to do with their lack of affection.

I don't believe this is true. Before we started getting home vet visits, my cat went to the vet once a year, and when she saw the carrier come of of the closet she was long gone.

90 posted on 08/19/2011 2:10:17 PM PDT by jdub (A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.)
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To: SMGFan

I call BS on this. My Dogs are always looking out for trouble. The cat just sits around and doesn’t even catch mice.


91 posted on 08/19/2011 2:13:23 PM PDT by e_castillo (Drill here drill now...)
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To: jdub

Love it! But I think it’s more atavistic than memory-based. See cat container, will run.


92 posted on 08/19/2011 2:17:21 PM PDT by miss marmelstein (Run, Sarah, Run! Please!)
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To: brytlea
Some people have weird idea's. Glad you and me don't.:O) but its easy to say to that person, a hybrid from different species are 99.9% sterile...You can only get a mule from the breeding of a donkey to a horse. Its rare to get a hybrid to be fertile. Which means Spock could not have offspring...no wonder he never smiled...Have a great weekend Bry. GG

I wonder what kind of species would get near a badger for breeding....even lions leave those suckers alone...

93 posted on 08/19/2011 2:26:55 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: miss marmelstein

When you catch them doing something they know they shouldn’t be doing, the cat will just give you an evil look and wait to see if you will actually come over and make them stop, the dog will immediately stop and the look really guilty.


94 posted on 08/19/2011 2:42:59 PM PDT by dangerdoc (see post #6)
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To: dangerdoc

ROFL. So true.


95 posted on 08/19/2011 2:45:02 PM PDT by MissyMa
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh Slings And Arrows, PINGING THIS ONE over to you, unless you want me to PING it. :)=^..^=


96 posted on 08/19/2011 2:49:26 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...

97 posted on 08/19/2011 2:49:27 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: coder2

That look is a heart melter.....ah, I must be getting the itch...


98 posted on 08/19/2011 2:50:42 PM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

THANKS! You beat me to it. I had just PING you. :)


99 posted on 08/19/2011 2:50:42 PM PDT by Biggirl ("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You’re a little late to the party. :)


100 posted on 08/19/2011 2:52:33 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I don't have hobbies. I'm developing a robust post-apocalyptic skill set.)
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