The Lone Ranger finishes off his whiskey, slams down the glass, turns around and says, “It's my horse. Why do you want to know?”
The cowboy looks at him and says, “Well, your horse is standing out there in the sun and he don't look too good.”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto run outside and they see that Silver is in bad shape, suffering from heat exhaustion. The Loan Ranger moves his horse into the shade and gets a bucket of water. He then pours some of the water over the horse and gives the rest to Silver to drink.It is then he notices that there isn't a breeze so he asks Tonto if he would start running around Silver to get some air flowing and perhaps cool him down.
Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.
After a bit a cowboy walks in and says, “Who's white horse is that outside?”
Slowly the Lone Ranger turns around and says, “That is my horse, what is wrong with him now?”
“Nothing,” replies the cowboy, “I just wanted to let you know that you left your Injun running.”
Too funny~
((Groan)) LOL
(I hope nobody has told this one downthread...)
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are in one of their predicaments vis-a-vis the bad guys.
They’re holed up behind a boulder at the head of a dead-end canyon, and a platoon of angry Native Americans have them cornered.
LR turns to T and says, “Tonto, you’ve been my guide and my faithful friend for many years; I just wanted to say that, now that it seems we are at the end of our road.”
“What mean, ‘we,’ white man?”