'Vampire' woman gets ‘horns’ implanted [w/nausea-inducing pix]

Metro.co.uk ^ | 5th April, 2011 | Ted Thornhill

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A 'vampire mother' has had titanium 'horns' implanted, to complement the tattoos that cover almost 100 per cent of her body.

Maria Hose Cristerna, a mum of four from Mexico, showed off her unusual looks at a tattoo exhibition in Monterrey in California recently.

[Pix at source.]

[LucyT]

I’m not going to click on this thread.

Thanks for the ping, anyway.

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[Norm Lenhart]

A lot of that could be surgically fixed - horns, piercings, ears. The facial tats though are not so ‘seamlessly’ removed.

Honestly, she’s probably being what she is now for the duration and living in whatever mental fantasy she’s concocted.

[Norm Lenhart]

Edit “Better off” being what she is now

[Steel Wolf]

Insofar as the Graceland Wedding Chapel on S Las Vegas Boulevard is 'consecrated', I'm sure she'd be okay for a quickie.

Quick wedding, I mean. Quick wedding. Not the, uh, you know, hold-the-KY-and-pass-the-holy-water type thing.

[caww]

There are truly extremes in this world....she’s one of them IMO. I think she’s hiding behind the mask she’s surrounded herself with....knows people will likely avoid her or keep their distance....this works.

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“Make your choice, adventurous stranger:
Click the link and bide the danger,
Or wonder, ‘til you’re driven mad,
What would have happened if you had.”

[With apologies to C. S. Lewis.]

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Neurotics build castles in the sky.
Psychotics live in them.
This woman kills their property values.

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“Back! THE POWER OF ELVIS COMPELLS YOU!”

[longfellow]

how stupid, vampires dont have horns.

[Norm Lenhart]

You owe me a keyboard for that ;) LOL!

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They do now.

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I buy ‘em in bulk. ;^)

[Army Air Corps]

Quite so. She is allowing those who hurt her to continue the abuse.

[WKUHilltopper]

“This woman of four children ...imagine looking at that mothers face before going to bed! The woman hasn’t a clue who she is!”

Four children?? When these kids have kids, I can only guess of the cheers of delight going to granny’s house for Thanksgiving...

This woman needs prayer and lots of it.

[Norm Lenhart]

She needs PONIES!

http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-dont-make-fluttershy-pull-the-trigger.jpg

[Morgana]

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Also possible.

[Michael.SF.]

And just how are her kids going to rebel in their teen years?

By campaigning for the reelection of President Palin?

That would really freak out the Tattooed extraterestial.

[ApplegateRanch]

It’s worse than that, Jim: the cats ran and hid.

I may be cleaning up hacked hairballs the rest of the night.