...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if your working with Odumbo fleecing America’s wealth
If you have two full bathrooms.
Which I do, but I am not rich. This building was designed by an architect who has royal lineage and apparently thought having two bathrooms is important. Even though the place is only three rooms.
The drawback is that to throw out the garbage I have to walk out the front, down the street, through a building and throw my garbage out there.
At the time I thought having two bathrooms would be great and having a walk would be alright, especially since it was normal priced. But I only ever used one bathroom and throwing the garbage out is a pain in the ass.
...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a running vehicle with fewer than 60,000 miles on it.
...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a savings account.
...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a house and can afford to keep the lawn green. (apologies to FReepers in Texas)
...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you can afford to make a political donation and still consider budgeting for a future political donation.
You might be rich if you work on cars as a hobby, rather than to get your kid some new shoes.
“Three dollars and change at the pump”
...you’re OK with higher taxes for The Rich since you already have all your money sufficiently sheltered.
...you’re a Democrat because the rules don’t apply to you.