[Two Kids' Dad]

...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a running vehicle with fewer than 60,000 miles on it.

...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a savings account.

...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a house and can afford to keep the lawn green. (apologies to FReepers in Texas)

...YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you can afford to make a political donation and still consider budgeting for a future political donation.

[fight_truth_decay]

YOU MIGHT BE RICH if you have a house and can afford to keep the lawn green

You Might Be Rich, if you have a lawn. ;)