Emphasis mine.
To: MamaDearest
Would a 12ga pump with OO buck qualify as bear spray?
2 posted on
08/01/2011 6:23:18 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Somewhere in Kenya, a village is missing an idiot)
To: MamaDearest
.Until Sept. 15, it will be mandatory for hikers bear food to travel in groups packages of at least four.There, fixed it for 'em.
3 posted on
08/01/2011 6:25:40 PM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(Holy flippin' crap, Sarah rocks the world!)
To: MamaDearest
4 posted on
08/01/2011 6:26:23 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(`No one's life, liberty or property is safe while Congress is in session.' MT)
To: MamaDearest
Hikers should learn the difference between black bear and grizzly scat so you can identify what kind of animals are around you in the woods.
Basically, the difference is the black bear scat looks like regular bear scat while the grizzly bear scat is sort of like regular bear scat but smells like hot peppers.
5 posted on
08/01/2011 6:27:22 PM PDT by
Talisker
(History will show the Illuminati won the ultimate Darwin Award.)
To: MamaDearest
Mountain bikers taste like chicken.
9 posted on
08/01/2011 6:34:17 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(No dark sarcasm in the press room ... Hey!, Barry!, leave them bills alone.)
To: MamaDearest
To: MamaDearest
Seems to me that requiring a minimum of 4 people per group will reduce the number of visitors. Is that the intent? To create a private park for the rangers and environmentalists?
Who wants to be out enjoying the great outdoors when one member of the group is shuffling along listening to their iPod while the other two are yakking away and seemingly stepping on and snapping every branch they come to??
15 posted on
08/01/2011 6:47:48 PM PDT by
fso301
To: MamaDearest
My sister-in-law has some fancy bear repellent dispenser thing. Something about a scandium-alloy frame and .44 magnum ...
16 posted on
08/01/2011 6:48:24 PM PDT by
USMCPOP
(Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
To: MamaDearest
OK, what joker changed the headline?
I read it as
Mandatory Hair Spray
To: MamaDearest
Do they draw straws ... short straw sprays the bear and the other three stand there and crap their pants before they are mauled. Might want to carry a “Goes Bang” along with the Ipods and bear spray.
26 posted on
08/01/2011 7:11:06 PM PDT by
RetiredTexasVet
(There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
To: MamaDearest
Just see it as a selective cull on yuppie cyclists.
In the long run it will strengthen the peleton.
27 posted on
08/01/2011 7:16:24 PM PDT by
headsonpikes
(Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism - "Who-whom?")
To: MamaDearest
I've got an adequate bear spray right here:

(When loaded with 300 gr FMJs of course...)
28 posted on
08/01/2011 7:16:49 PM PDT by
Redbob
(W.W.J.B.D.: "What Would Jack Bauer Do?")
To: MamaDearest
can you bring bear spray INTO Canada?
31 posted on
08/01/2011 7:36:29 PM PDT by
cherry
To: MamaDearest
I think a hand gun for self defense would be more effective.
To: MamaDearest
Wouldn’t it be easier and just kill all the bears? I mean they always seem to have a crappy attitude, so why put up with them?
37 posted on
08/01/2011 9:29:22 PM PDT by
BobL
(PLEASE READ: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2657811/posts)
To: MamaDearest
I apologize to bear huggers everywhere. If one of them thinks I’m dinner, I’m taking it out . . .
38 posted on
08/01/2011 9:36:16 PM PDT by
BraveMan
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