“My mother didn’t beat me”
Well—you should have.
Ah, the joys of childhood memories.
I remember my parents lashing me to the kitchen
table, clamping the electrodes to my toes and
cranking the telephone generator madly while
cackleing, “Long Distance! Long Distance! Sonny.”
Liberals love painting themselves as victims. It helps keep them miserable.
Look at me!! Look at me!!! Look at me!! Why aren’t you looking at me anymore!?!??!?!
Lying, the new acceptable norm these days.... =.=
My mom kicked my ass and there won’t be any backtracking from that statement because I needed it.
This girl needs some serious help.
...’cause child abuse is so funny. (extreme sarcasm). what an idiot.
Its pathetic. She has to do something to stay in the public eye. She’s put the weight back on so no more Jenny Craig commercials. And now she’s really showing her age too. So what’s a fat old cow to do? Give interviews about getting beaten.
The old phrase “taken leave of her senses” comes to mind.
Most of us here are old enough to have grown up getting spankings - I would never classify that as beating. I don’t find her remark funny at all and even sadder is that she feels now she has to back track and call it a joke instead of admitting what happened. She gave too much detail to later claim it was a joke.
Most of us here are old enough to have grown up getting spankings - I would never classify that as beating. I don’t find her remark funny at all and even sadder is that she feels now she has to back track and call it a joke instead of admitting what happened. She gave too much detail to later claim it was a joke.
The John (Leibowitz) Stewart defense:
“But, dude, when I’m calling you conservatives c**ks**cking bootyb!tches, and spitting at you, I’m only joking, ‘cause I’m a comedian first and a liberal media activist only secondary.”
Sheesh! Redheads! I have a great fondness for them,,,,, but,,,,,, I dated, or lived with, or married(just one!), at least 25 of them, and two were reasonable!
¨You´ll have to beat it out of me.¨
¨Beat it out of you?¨
Isn´t that ¨The Cool And The Crazy¨?
"I don't want to live with my mother!" sniffed the boy. "She beats me!"
"In that case," said the judge, "You can live with your father."
"I don't want to live with my father!" cried the boy. "He beats me too!"
"Well, then," said the judge, exasperated, "who do you want to live with?"
"The Philadelphia Eagles!" chimed the lad.
"The Philadelphia Eagles!" cried the judge. "Why them?
"Because," replied the little boy, "they can't beat no one!"
Fergie has always had issue’s.
I believe she was jealous of Diana and the way the press treated her as opposed to the way she was treated by the Media
She was once a pretty girl who probably was good in the sack,now she is a worn haggard woman who wants attention.Her free spending is gone ,her looks are gone, she has little left.Including her credibility.
Marrying into the royals would drive anyone insane. She is lucky to be alive.
