Sheesh! Redheads! I have a great fondness for them,,,,, but,,,,,, I dated, or lived with, or married(just one!), at least 25 of them, and two were reasonable!
Jokes about Gingers.
What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unties you.
What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.
What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
How do you start an argument with a redhead?
Say something.
“I dated, or lived with, or married(just one!), at least 25 of them, and two were reasonable!”
Two were using Clairol.
:)