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Harry Potter dwarf spared jail over juggler's hat sex act
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | July 29, 2011

Posted on 07/29/2011 1:30:06 PM PDT by Stoat

A dwarf who appeared in the Harry Potter and Star Wars films has dodged a short spell behind bars for indecently exposing himself to a teenager on a train.

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The celebrity was shown mercy by Recorder Richard Bond despite having previous convictions for sexual offences, including an incident in which he clambered into the bed of a stage manager and his girlfriend.

The 40-year-old's previous convictions also included a series of "random" and explicit phone calls made to women from a hotel room as long ago as 1995.

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It is understood that Read has recently been hiring himself out to stag parties, offering to be handcuffed to the stag while dressed as a diminutive fictional character such as a Smurf or Oompa-Loompa.

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; dwarf; harrypotter; hatsex; headlineoftheweek; headlines; juggler; napl
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To: Stoat

It’s not quite up to ‘Headless Body Found in Topless Bar’ (New York Post) or the Cincinnati newspaper’s headline, ‘Teenage Wasteland’, following a Who concert at Riverfront Stadium where several teenagers were trampled to death, but it’s certainly a keeper.


61 posted on 08/01/2011 2:19:40 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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