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Florida man accused of being nude, armed in forest
Associated Press ^ | July 19, 2011

Posted on 07/20/2011 4:10:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man faces federal misdemeanor charges after witnesses reported seeing him wandering around a national forest campground naked and armed with a pistol.

Joseph Alfieri is charged in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City with being publicly nude and causing annoyance.

(Excerpt) Read more at nwfdailynews.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: city; floriduh; nakedpeople; napl; nationalforests; nudity; publicnudity; slicker; utah
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To: Darksheare
You're a master of understatement. "...behave odd."  Indeed.
61 posted on 07/21/2011 10:42:29 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: TheOldLady

Alright, so three tried to gang up on and eat the neighbors dog.
The dog could have stood to lose some weight.
And he needed a trim anyway.


62 posted on 07/21/2011 10:49:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
No, I'm talking about your saying that the zombie deer are edible. How can you eat something the pieces of which are wriggling around on your plate trying to eat you? And your brains?

How's the dog? Did he turn? Darks...?

63 posted on 07/21/2011 12:48:17 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Allegra

Well it wuz hot out !


64 posted on 07/21/2011 1:33:19 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: TheOldLady

The do is fine, if a bit terrified of deer now.


65 posted on 07/21/2011 5:36:04 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: TheOldLady

And yes, he is now a do, as the dog is missing some stuff as well.


66 posted on 07/21/2011 5:42:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! The poor do! Here’s hoping that all the “g” grows back.


67 posted on 07/21/2011 6:41:59 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I wondered how one could be nude and carry a concealed weapon.

From your post, maybe his weapon wasn’t concealed? lol


68 posted on 07/22/2011 12:27:33 AM PDT by dixiechick2000 (Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!)
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