Posted on 07/20/2011 4:10:01 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — Authorities say a Florida man faces federal misdemeanor charges after witnesses reported seeing him wandering around a national forest campground naked and armed with a pistol.
Joseph Alfieri is charged in U.S. District Court in Salt Lake City with being publicly nude and causing annoyance.
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This is what I get for reading a guy thread, an ache in my side from laughing.
Leaving now.
Wasn’t in fliruda ...wuz in the Washatch gettin back Ta nature.....
I have to wonder if anyone checked with local spec ops sorts. Old exercise was to Escape an Evade through hostile territory naked with a firearm allegedly taken from your guard or captors.
A course of 150 miles was the norm ....
Campers an locals were unknowingly enemy players. They observed a naked man with a gun you can be sure they would alert authorities ASAP. Instructors prearranged the e&e exercise with park rangers an local law enforcement.
You were free running till seen by a local player then a team of instructors was after you at that point making your escape that much more difficult.
All that aside this guy sounds like he was just weenie waggin the chipmunks....
Been there did that long ago....:o)
Aw, the party’s just starting...
I'm going to guess noise from blowing up fruit, water jugs and ice chests?
LOL!
So.......is there a law against being nude and armed?
I don’t think the concealed carry law enters into this question one iota. ;o)
‘No Nat’l forest in FL.’
I live 10 miles from the Ocala National Forest, and it was still there yesterday. It is not the only Florida National Forest either.
Depends how he was carrying the pistol.
I think there is a lot of Death by Cop on peoples minds lately.
It has happened near me a couple of weeks ago, people are too despondent since the Obama regime has grown and appears to be unstoppable.
Wonder what happened when the cops said, “Stick’em up!”?
Saw some of that years ago in the desert outside Phoenix.
There were generators, colored lights, a rock band and kegs of beer iced down in the bed of an old Ford. Some of the natives had strange rituals...
There was a com puter game called “Deers Revenge” and one of the calls to get the hunters to come out to where the deer could get them was “Help, I’m naked and I have a pizza!”
I think Humble had something to do with that game as well.
Deer using pizza smells and man calls to get revenge? That does sound like a game that Eaker and gunner would appreciate.
And Allegra, who has a lovely voice (no kidding), can sing the theme song, which will have something to do with Hammers and Frogs.
A remake/redo of the game would have to have ridiculous weaponry.
Like, maybe, a classic Buick Regal.
There would also have to be a head to head mode where you play ‘the other side’ as a hunter after the deer.
Only these aren’t your normal deer, they’re zombies, mutants, or worse.
The dreaded lawyer deer..
[use the Buick on him.]
Hmm.. bad ideas abound.
I think they were both in Utah recently...
They said he was armed and naked.
No where was it mentioned that he was a freakin' nut.
I heard the stuff he was yelling at the river was about the gold standard, wild shrimp and legalizing drugs.
Them boys get around...
This incident was in Utah.
But the naked guy is from Florida.
Hmmm... Sounds like the sweet, gentle deer in my back yard that you and your coffee turned into raging, mutant zombies and [shudder] lawyers that I have to hide from the hunters during deer season because they would wreak havoc at the meat market if the butcher tried to dress them.
Darks...
Sorry about that.
I hear tell that coffee’d up deer are edible.
They just behave odd.
Of course, the person telling me this had half his shirt eaten by a rampaging deer.
And he’s kinda crazed anyway, always looking for a new challenge.
“One less vote for Ron Paul in the Florida primaries?”
I laughed out loud!
Many times! Thanks for posting.
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