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Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down
The Washington Fancy ^
| 7/13/11
| Garret Baldwin
Posted on 07/18/2011 5:53:46 AM PDT by Past Your Eyes
NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.
“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.
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TOPICS: Humor; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: airport; humor; lol; patdown; tsapervs; viagra
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To: Past Your Eyes
All this, just because he had a “hard*n” for the TSA?
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posted on
07/18/2011 6:45:36 AM PDT
by
Bringbackthedraft
(Liberals fight with smear, Conservatives fight with truth. Palin & West team are 2012's dream)
To: isthisnickcool
My dream approach to a TSA pat down...and make sure it's a guy giving it.
I'm next?! You're not George! Where's George?
Nobody named George works here.
But I got into this line because Paul said George would be working this line today. Paul said George gives really good pat downs. Oh well, I guess you'll have to do. Be thorough with me! /raving homosexual
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:00:44 AM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
To: cripplecreek
Weinergate is officially over. The weiner has left the station.
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:02:22 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: isthisnickcool
Bwahahahahaha ... freepers are so creative!
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:03:39 AM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Past Your Eyes
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:05:58 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
To: Past Your Eyes
Well, he had four hours to get through the lines. Or, because he took two, was it eight hours.
To: isthisnickcool
Oh, Lord, this need to go on a billboard!
To: Past Your Eyes
This article left me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my breakfast sandwich.
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:35:55 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
To: Past Your Eyes
bump to watch comments from FReepers *snicker*
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:37:54 AM PDT
by
Outlaw Woman
(Palin/Perry 2012)
To: martin_fierro; ATLDiver; Squantos; Travis McGee
It’s getting weird out there!
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:40:46 AM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: isthisnickcool
As an occasional romance novel reader...
THIS ROCKS!!!
Thanx for my morning “wake up”...Cheers!
To: Pan_Yan
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:47:02 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Utopia is being foisted on Americans for their own good.-- J. Robert Smith)
To: Bringbackthedraft
Reminds me of the term used in the smut books when I was a kid....”Hot, Throbbing member”
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:49:58 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
To: isthisnickcool
That is some of the best writing I’ve ever seen on FR.
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:49:58 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Utopia is being foisted on Americans for their own good.-- J. Robert Smith)
To: Past Your Eyes
FLOL ! Mr. Horny Toad for the TSA groping !
To: Past Your Eyes
As Billy Squier’s “Stroke Me” played...
To: isthisnickcool
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posted on
07/18/2011 7:59:57 AM PDT
by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: isthisnickcool
This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Thanks for starting my day with a smile.
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posted on
07/18/2011 8:19:22 AM PDT
by
Grammy
To: Past Your Eyes
ROFLOL I guess if you are going to have to have a TSA pat down might as well enjoy it?
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