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1 posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:15 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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Bartender says, “Where’s Tiger?”


2 posted on 07/08/2011 6:26:34 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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where did you leave the Bummer?


5 posted on 07/08/2011 6:32:03 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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Is this a juice bar?


8 posted on 07/08/2011 6:34:07 PM PDT by Sparky1776
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Bartender to all three - Clemens, here's your pitcher.

Barry, if you insist on telling jokes they batter be clean.

Wow, Lance is so drunk his "Wheel is in the sky".

12 posted on 07/08/2011 6:41:17 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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“...a shot of Andro for me and my friends.”


15 posted on 07/08/2011 6:43:52 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.


16 posted on 07/08/2011 6:44:59 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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we got a president that can't find his birth certificate. we got an economy in a depression that no one will admit. We got people up one side of government and down the other who won't pay their fair share of taxes.

And congress is going after Roger Clemens.

21 posted on 07/08/2011 6:56:05 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Lovers ARE fighters)
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Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....

And the bartender tells them, "You'd all better leave before I have your asterisks thrown out of here!"

22 posted on 07/08/2011 7:00:43 PM PDT by ARepublicanForAllReasons (The world will be a better place when humanity learns not to try to make it a perfect place)
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Roger says, “I don’t care if I missed the strike zone again, Barry, he’s still only got one ball”


26 posted on 07/08/2011 8:48:21 PM PDT by dangus
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To: beebuster2000

The bartender says, “Which one of you left your wife for the skank that doesn’t use toilet paper?”


27 posted on 07/08/2011 8:49:17 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Roger and Barry both said:”We just took what this guy was pedaling”


28 posted on 07/08/2011 9:32:58 PM PDT by o-n-money
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Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.

I thought that was hilarious and right on.


29 posted on 07/08/2011 10:41:15 PM PDT by secondamendmentkid
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Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.

I thought that was hilarious and right on.


30 posted on 07/08/2011 10:41:56 PM PDT by secondamendmentkid
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Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are sitting in a bar.

An attractive women walks by.

Wade Boggs says,’I’m going to ask her out.’

Steve Garvey says,’You can’t, she’s carrying my baby.’

Pete Rose says,’Wanna bet?’


32 posted on 07/08/2011 11:27:30 PM PDT by bigoil (Study Thy Nixon)
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Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....

After drinking 3 pitchers of beer Lance says, “Hey bar keep, “What kind of crappy beer is this! I don't feel no buzz!”

Bar Keep says, “nonalcoholic! Disappointing ain't it!”

35 posted on 07/09/2011 7:42:26 AM PDT by right way right
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