Posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:10 PM PDT by beebuster2000
thats as far as i got, you take it from here. slow night in our house, obviously
And congress is going after Roger Clemens.
And the bartender tells them, "You'd all better leave before I have your asterisks thrown out of here!"
This. Where’s Tiger is an awesome response.
Winner. End the contest.
Roger says, “I don’t care if I missed the strike zone again, Barry, he’s still only got one ball”
The bartender says, “Which one of you left your wife for the skank that doesn’t use toilet paper?”
Roger and Barry both said:”We just took what this guy was pedaling”
Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.
I thought that was hilarious and right on.
Roger may get a pass out of all of this. There were more potential jurors disqualified in the last couple of days than included in the jury pool because a lot of them said they had no respect for Congress and that Congressmen lied to each other and never got charged.
I thought that was hilarious and right on.
winner, sparky
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are sitting in a bar.
An attractive women walks by.
Wade Boggs says,’I’m going to ask her out.’
Steve Garvey says,’You can’t, she’s carrying my baby.’
Pete Rose says,’Wanna bet?’
Well played...very well played..!
now thats funny
After drinking 3 pitchers of beer Lance says, “Hey bar keep, “What kind of crappy beer is this! I don't feel no buzz!”
Bar Keep says, “nonalcoholic! Disappointing ain't it!”
BTTT because I think I’m funny
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