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Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong go into a bar together.....
self | july 8, 2011 | self

Posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:10 PM PDT by beebuster2000

thats as far as i got, you take it from here. slow night in our house, obviously


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: armstrong; bonds; clemens
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1 posted on 07/08/2011 6:20:15 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

Bartender says, “Where’s Tiger?”


2 posted on 07/08/2011 6:26:34 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: Baynative

now that is funny.

PS: i am aware this is a dumb post i made


3 posted on 07/08/2011 6:30:20 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Baynative

Lance asks “What’s brown and sticky?”

Barry answers “A stick!”.

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4 posted on 07/08/2011 6:31:55 PM PDT by donmeaker (I)
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To: beebuster2000

where did you leave the Bummer?


5 posted on 07/08/2011 6:32:03 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: beebuster2000
John Kerry walks into a bar wearing his service medals.

Bartender says, "What is this ...a joke?"

6 posted on 07/08/2011 6:32:17 PM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: beebuster2000

Is this a juice bar?


8 posted on 07/08/2011 6:34:07 PM PDT by Sparky1776
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Is this a juice bar?

Winner so far, no question

9 posted on 07/08/2011 6:35:19 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: beebuster2000

Bartender says, “A pitch, a swing and nothing to Crow about.”

Bartender wasn’t that swift, either. ;-)


10 posted on 07/08/2011 6:36:21 PM PDT by decimon
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Side Bar, I hear some Jurors said Congress should be on trial for perjury not Clements.
11 posted on 07/08/2011 6:38:27 PM PDT by scooby321
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To: beebuster2000
Bartender to all three - Clemens, here's your pitcher.

Barry, if you insist on telling jokes they batter be clean.

Wow, Lance is so drunk his "Wheel is in the sky".

12 posted on 07/08/2011 6:41:17 PM PDT by I Drive Too Fast
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To: scooby321

clemens is going to walk. the judge is already signaling he isnt buying the line that just because the trainer gave some other guy steroids means he gave clemens steroids.

they are going to have to prove he actually took them himself and i dont think they have him on that.

lance now, that could be different, he could be toast.


13 posted on 07/08/2011 6:41:19 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: decimon
Bartender says, “A pitch, a swing and nothing to Crow about.”

wow, tie for winner.

but i think that would be Crowe would it not?

14 posted on 07/08/2011 6:43:22 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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“...a shot of Andro for me and my friends.”


15 posted on 07/08/2011 6:43:52 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.


16 posted on 07/08/2011 6:44:59 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: beebuster2000
but i think that would be Crowe would it not?

You made me do a search and it is Crow.

17 posted on 07/08/2011 6:47:11 PM PDT by decimon
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To: decimon

you are so right. i stand corrected. musta been thinking of her brother Russell


18 posted on 07/08/2011 6:49:51 PM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: Baynative
Bartender says, “Where’s Tiger?”

Dude, you sunk it on the first putt. Nice.

19 posted on 07/08/2011 6:53:08 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Lovers ARE fighters)
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To: beebuster2000

Maybe Admiral Crowe: “Admiral William James Crowe, Jr. (January 2, 1925 – October 18, 2007) was a United States Navy Admiral who served as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Presidents Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush, and as the ambassador to the United Kingdom under President Bill Clinton.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_J._Crowe


20 posted on 07/08/2011 6:55:58 PM PDT by decimon
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