> You know you are a redneck if........
... your wife’s hairdo has ever been damaged by a cieling fan.
...you got curtains on your pickup, but not in your house trailer.
... people stop and ask if you’re having a yard sale.
... you use a rag for a gas cap.
... you don’t have a basketball net in the yard, but you do have a shootin’ range.
... you think a metrosexual is some kinda pervert.
... you’ve got at least one bullet-riddled tv out in the yard.