Posted on 07/07/2011 8:35:49 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Edited on 07/07/2011 8:37:53 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
KINGMAN, Ariz.
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it’s illegal to shoot your own car??
+10 points if the man had a mullet.
Unlawful discharge of a firearm within city limits.
hell, i’d shoot my car too if it refused to come out of the house.
We were all down at Margie’s bar,
Tellin’ stories if we had one.
Someone fired the ol’ jukebox up.
The song, it sure was a sad one.
A teardrop rolled down Bubba’s nose.
From the pain the song was inflictin’.
And all at once he jumped to his feet,
Just like somebody kicked him.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Bubba ain’t never been accused
Of bein’ mentaly stable.
So, we did not draw an easy breathe,
‘Til he laid that Colt on the table.
He hung his head
Utill the cops showed up.
They dragged him right out of Margie’s.
Told him, “Don’t play dumb with us, son.
We know damn well
What the charge is”.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Well, he shot the jukebox
Last night.
Well, the sheriff arrived
With his bathrobe on.
The confrontation was a tense one.
He shook his head and said, “Bubba Boy,
You was always a dense one”.
Reckless discharge of a gun.
That’s what the officers are claimin’.
Bubba hollered out, “Reckless, hell!
I hit just where I was aimin.”
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Well, he shot the jukebox.
Stopped it with one shot.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Well, he could not tell right from wrong
Through the teardrops in his eyes.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
It was justifiable homicide.
Bubba shot the jukebox.
Stopped it with one shot.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Link didn’t work. Here’s the link.
http://www.mercurynews.com/weird-news/ci_18434139?nclick_check=1&forced=true
Now who would even dare arrest a guy like that?
90 days in jail and years of probation. That’s crazy. But a particular kind of people in a particular kind of neighborhood know how to play politics with pretended extreme, exaggerated sensitivities.
I remember reading about the guy, one Saturday morning, who shot his lawnmower because it wouldn’t start, when the police arrived they found the deceased lawnmower in a pool of oil.
Was community service imposed? Sent to a car wash to detail Camaros for free?
Of course it's a hate crime.
Doesn't "Camaro" sound Hispanic to you?
Lately I have been threatening my Opel with 2 gallons of gas and a match. Is that illegal?
I knew a guy who beat up his wife’s sewing machine because she was riding rear seat with a motorcycle gang.
Ever hear the unfortunate term “Beaner Wagon?” I’ve actually heard it used several times over the years, always by different speakers, but only with respect to one make and model.
it’s illegal to shoot your own car??
Camaro, made by government motot company and runs like obamacare LOL
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