[ConservativeStatement]

A hate crime against Camaros.

[GeronL]

it’s illegal to shoot your own car??

[SIDENET]

+1 point if the Camaro had T-tops.

+10 points if the man had a mullet.

[rake]

hell, i’d shoot my car too if it refused to come out of the house.

[Deaf Smith]

We were all down at Margie’s bar,
Tellin’ stories if we had one.
Someone fired the ol’ jukebox up.
The song, it sure was a sad one.
A teardrop rolled down Bubba’s nose.
From the pain the song was inflictin’.
And all at once he jumped to his feet,
Just like somebody kicked him.

Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.

Bubba ain’t never been accused
Of bein’ mentaly stable.
So, we did not draw an easy breathe,
‘Til he laid that Colt on the table.
He hung his head
Utill the cops showed up.
They dragged him right out of Margie’s.
Told him, “Don’t play dumb with us, son.
We know damn well
What the charge is”.

Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Well, he shot the jukebox
Last night.

Well, the sheriff arrived
With his bathrobe on.
The confrontation was a tense one.
He shook his head and said, “Bubba Boy,
You was always a dense one”.
Reckless discharge of a gun.
That’s what the officers are claimin’.
Bubba hollered out, “Reckless, hell!
I hit just where I was aimin.”

Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.
Said it played a sad song
That made him cry.
Went to his truck and got a
.45
Well, he shot the jukebox.
Stopped it with one shot.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.

Well, he could not tell right from wrong
Through the teardrops in his eyes.
Beyond a shadow of a doubt,
It was justifiable homicide.

Bubba shot the jukebox.
Stopped it with one shot.
Bubba shot the jukebox
Last night.

[familyop]

Link didn’t work. Here’s the link.

http://www.mercurynews.com/weird-news/ci_18434139?nclick_check=1&forced=true

[hinckley buzzard]

Well, he would have been better off to follow the precedent of Jack "Hacksaw" Reynolds, from UTennessee, who was so pissed off about a loss to Ole Miss that he went home and sawed his jeep in half.

Now who would even dare arrest a guy like that?

[familyop]

90 days in jail and years of probation. That’s crazy. But a particular kind of people in a particular kind of neighborhood know how to play politics with pretended extreme, exaggerated sensitivities.

[Razzz42]

I remember reading about the guy, one Saturday morning, who shot his lawnmower because it wouldn’t start, when the police arrived they found the deceased lawnmower in a pool of oil.

[dog breath]

I knew a psycho woman who beat her boyfriend's Camaro with a hammer and then set it on fire. She should hook up with this guy next and they could destroy Camaros together. Two crazy kids with a mission.

[He Rides A White Horse]

The Kingman man pleaded guilty to one count of discharging a gun unlawfully within city limits and was sentenced to three years probation and 90 days jail time.

Was community service imposed? Sent to a car wash to detail Camaros for free?

[seowulf]

A hate crime against Camaros.

Of course it's a hate crime.

Doesn't "Camaro" sound Hispanic to you?

[Beowulf9]

[jongaltsr]

It’s the code of the West.
Shoot the ol “Plug” when they refuse to go any further.

[Freedom_Is_Not_Free]

What’s the world coming to when you can’t put your own car out of it’s misery.

Maybe he should have used a hacksaw, of course that nickname is already taken...

[tlb]

Sometimes it's necessary.

[dalereed]

i know a cop that got pissed at a TV program when he was cleaning his gun and shot the TV.