Gwyneth Paltrow says she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can

dailytelegraph ^ | 7 July 2011 | unattributed

[smokingfrog]

The 38-year-old actress is well known for her unusual dietary habits, previously being on the extremely strict macrobiotic eating plan, and speaking at the Roundhouse Studios for the iTunes Festival on Tuesday she revealed she was not a fan of tinned snacks.

She said: "I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."

The Iron Man star – who recently unveiled her first cook book My Father's Daughter… - also revealed she wouldn't take her kids to fast food restaurant McDonalds, but may find it difficult if they knew about the toys that come with some meals.

Gwyneth – who has two children, daughter Apple, seven, and son Moses, five, with her husband, Coldplay singer Chris Martin – added: "I take them to Pizza Express because I think that's much healthier. Don't tell them there are toys!"

However, not all of her habits are so positive, and she admits drinking wine is a favourite past time of hers.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“Gwyneth Paltrow says she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can”

Can't disagree with that.
One substance is very toxic and completely man made, yellow colored and will kill human life.
The other substance at least brings some sort of pleasure response to it's users

[Yo-Yo]

revealed she wouldn't take her kids to fast food restaurant McDonalds, but may find it difficult if they knew about the toys that come with some meals.

Yeah, like Iron Man action figures.

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Who cares what Gwyneth “thinks”. This is deep thought for her.She reads other peoples words for a living for Chissake.

[thefactor]

Jalapeno cheese spread is the best!

[Tax-chick]

Her father was a nasty leftist bigot and she’s the most overrated “actress” since her mother.

Go smoke some crack, twerp.

[smokingfrog]

No reason to care that I know of.

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

Rockford Files Show, right?

[Pearls Before Swine]

"I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can."

Many would agree. That's why there are so many crackheads. Most of them are thin... because they forego the cheez-whiz, as well as all other foods, when high.

[HereInTheHeartland]

“You bring me my Cheese Whiz, boy?”

For some reason, that is one of the more memorable lines from the movie to me!
But I thought I was just odd!

[ClearCase_guy]

She's not a prepper.

[donhunt]

I was going to say that she probably uses Cheese Whiz as a sex toy but thought better of it.

[LottieDah]

Hey Gweneth, for some people cheese from a can is their version of crack.

[supremedoctrine]

If you really want a laugh, go to the linked site and look at all the “Related Coverage” on the left side of the page.
There an ENDLESS list of things Gywneth: she has subjected herself to a Center-of-the-Universe microanalysis and is going to pass it on to all of us. She’s an Oprah-waiting-in-the-wings: I expect to see “G” magazine on the newsstands soon, placed discreetly a few rows below “O” magazine.

[Larry Lucido]

I’d rather smoke crack from a can, then give up cheese.

But, you can have crack AND cheese.

[illiac]

Yup! Some of the best cheese ever....

[smokingfrog]

I remember having canned processed cheese in C-rations.

[The Cajun]

That scene from “The Blues Brothers” is the first thing that came to my mind :^)

[al_c]

You bring me my Cheese Whiz, boy?

LOL!!! Good one!

[Semper911]

Cougar Gold

That is the first thing I thought when I saw this headline! That cheese is amazing -- I don't know what they do to it, but it the best cheese on the planet. Maybe they put crack in it!

[WayneS]

One of my all time favorite movies.