1 posted on
07/02/2011 8:59:50 AM PDT by
illiac
To: illiac
That headline begs Pelosi to be included.
2 posted on
07/02/2011 9:03:01 AM PDT by
Ben Chad
To: illiac
I’m thinking, garden sprinkler.
4 posted on
07/02/2011 9:11:08 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: illiac
Guessing dumbell stuffed his ‘piece’ down the front of his pants and nearly shot hisself into becoming female.
5 posted on
07/02/2011 9:11:46 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
To: illiac
That has to the most alliterative post I have ever seen.
All I can come up with as a response is:
Veni Vidi Vici.....
11 posted on
07/02/2011 9:31:33 AM PDT by
Vendome
("Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it anyway")
To: illiac
Lockett, who was shot in the groin early Sunday, told police that he was fired upon “by an unidentified person behind him,” Let's see, the shooter was behind him and managed to wing his winky with a gunshot, huh? Well, physicists and string theorists have been looking for proof of another dimension--Lockett has just given them them hard evidence--well maybe not for awhile, anyway.
To: illiac
Best headline since NBC canned Peter Arnett.
Peacock Pulls Plug on Peter
16 posted on
07/02/2011 9:36:00 AM PDT by
Hoodat
(Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
To: illiac
Luckily, there was an eyewitness...
17 posted on
07/02/2011 10:00:33 AM PDT by
Ken H
To: illiac
The perp has no alternative, but to focus now, on only pure thoughts.
18 posted on
07/02/2011 10:11:46 AM PDT by
PoloSec
( Believe how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again for our justification)
To: illiac
I’m guessing this guy is glad his smoking gun was small caliber, otherwise what was left of his penis would have been found in his shoe.
20 posted on
07/02/2011 10:48:15 AM PDT by
seowulf
("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
To: illiac
This is my pistol.
This is my gun.
One is for armed robbery,
The other for . . . well never mind.
22 posted on
07/02/2011 11:44:58 AM PDT by
labette
( Humble student of Thinkology)
To: martin_fierro
Surely this merits a Mangled Genitals ping.
23 posted on
07/02/2011 11:59:23 AM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: illiac
THAT’S gonna leave a mark.
To: illiac
The pen might be mightier than the sword is.
But the gun is far mightier than the penis.
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