Posted on 06/20/2011 12:41:39 PM PDT by Lmo56
Hollywood has seen its fair share of odd couplings, but this one is so out there even the newlyweds know it's a little weird.
Doug Hutchison, a character actor best known for roles in The Green Mile, Lost and The X-Files, married aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas.
He is 51. She is 16.
(Excerpt) Read more at eonline.com ...
>>> I’m as patriotic as anyone, but wiping her XXXX with the Flag does not make me want to listen to her music. <<<
No, perhaps not. But you best snap to attention and salute the flag none the less. ;-/
I remember seeing a Divorce-Barbie at Toys R Us. It came with all Ken’s stuff.
He’s following the twentieth-your-age plus seven rule.
Alternate headline: "White trailer trash sl-t marries d-ckhead."
Dollars to doughnuts that they are divorced within a couple years and she profits a million or so. From her perspective, it's a great deal:
She profits a million, or at least a few hundred thou, before her 18th birthday.
She gets publicity and access she would never have gotten had she married a 25-year old, or just slept around on Hollywood sets.
She really is one of the most sl-tty looking blondes I've ever seen. No offense to you fellows who think she's hot.
Not only would I NOT have brought her home to meet Mom, I wouldn't have been seen in the same state with her.
Like you don’t really need it, you are just doing them b/c you can and want to see if it makes you feel 20 again...
'Ceptin' at closing time, after you've had 5-6 beers, and she has her hand on your johnson over yer pantz ...
Then, she magically turns into a "Midnight Beauty" ...
better make that decision soon. The boy needs a sibling close enough in age to be a companion. Speaking from experience.
She does not look 16... Looks 25 or maybe 30
Although if you go to the original article and click on a link it definitely appears she was in the Miss Teen USA contest last year, unless the page was tampered with or she was cheating on the contest age rules.
http://www.misswashingtonusa.com/contestants.php?page=1&pageant=mt&year=2010
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.