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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob
I have everything I used in a text file.
FReepmail tends to ignore html so I can probably send it in FReepmail.
821
posted on
07/19/2011 8:41:46 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
You’ll have to let me know if it went through.
822
posted on
07/19/2011 8:56:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
I got it. Later I’ll give the setup a try.
823
posted on
07/19/2011 9:02:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Darksheare
I’m heading back into the military, I swore in yesterday. There are days where I wish I still could. Congrats!
824
posted on
07/19/2011 9:11:51 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: Tax-chick
Oh, he came back. Just didn’t show up for work and decided not to tell anyone.
825
posted on
07/19/2011 9:13:38 AM PDT
by
Anoreth
(Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
To: Tax-chick
Okers, sandbox it here in this thread.
Everyone will now it isn’t moving time yet.
826
posted on
07/19/2011 9:16:18 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Dead Corpse
827
posted on
07/19/2011 9:17:13 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Free ThinkerNY; njslim
Man walks into a bar with a weasel, a marten and a gerbil.
To: Tax-chick; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; fanfan
829
posted on
07/19/2011 9:34:53 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Anoreth
Good. Slash has died. The dragon, not the guitarist.
830
posted on
07/19/2011 9:43:43 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: ColdOne
831
posted on
07/19/2011 9:48:08 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Tax-chick
An hour and 15 minutes after you “predicted” Slash’s demise...Ah’m skeered o’ YOU, Gal!
Poor Slash. At least he has lots of love where he is, and lots of food and sunshine.
832
posted on
07/19/2011 9:55:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
Tell Sally it’s not her fault.
833
posted on
07/19/2011 9:56:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
I suspect she put way too much tea-tree oil in the water, but it was an accident. I should have told her not to use any, but I thought “a tiny bit” would be clear.
He’s done much better than he ever would as a wild dragon, being a cripple from infancy (and dumb even for the species), and if there’s an Australian Paradise for pathetic reptiles, he can bask there for eternity, with fresh peas and an occasional grub.
Baby dragons are 30% off now ...
834
posted on
07/19/2011 9:59:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Tax-chick
If I had room, I might consider a baby dragon...
Of course, if I had room, I’d probably be getting close to having a small menagerie. :oþ
835
posted on
07/19/2011 10:04:51 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
836
posted on
07/19/2011 10:07:40 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Monkey Face
That’s what happened here ... we had room.
837
posted on
07/19/2011 10:14:16 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Monkey Face
And on top of the string of pet demises, DP shaved Frank’s head while I wasn’t watching, last night. Tell me a joke or show me a kitteh before I go into a catatonic depression.
838
posted on
07/19/2011 10:20:59 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Public schools = TSA: incompetent, invasive, anti-American. Why are we putting up with either one?)
To: Fightin Whitey
Man walks into a bar with a weasel, a marten and a gerbil.[DONNGGG!] OWWwwww!
839
posted on
07/19/2011 10:36:49 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE! WHICH MEANS; IF YOU'RE ON DEFENSE, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.)
To: Tax-chick
As if my day wasn’t bad enough...Frankenbaby with no curls? Oh the hugh manatee!
840
posted on
07/19/2011 11:33:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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