Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Monkey Face]

Eh?

[Tax-chick]

Now that’s a cool keyboard. I think I’ll get Pat one for his birthday. I got DP an emergency inflatable brain when he started his new job.

[fanfan]

Just put your lips together and blow. That’ll get the laundry done.

[Monkey Face]

Would the inflatable brain be the gift for the guy who has everything?

[fanfan]

Oh. I’m sorry about the rain, and the humidity that will bring you.

My garden wasn’t damaged by the storms that went through here last night, thank goodness. Big trees toppled all over the place, taking power lines down. Our power was restored around 5am.

[Tax-chick]

For when the cubicle zombies attack.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about Them. I just have to worry about the Corner Zombies. They slither in through the window and mess up my filing system.

[Tax-chick]

Shannon is here with the Friendlies. She seems to have forgotten that I saw her spew.

[Monkey Face]

She is perhaps hoping YOU will have forgotten you saw her embarrassment.

Crebber kitteh!

[Anoreth]

Guy on the ship is missing. Prayers for him. Everyone’s pretty worried.

[ThomasThomas]

I made it home.

[Tax-chick]

Uh-oh. Missing “off” the ship, or left to go somewhere and didn’t come back. First name, so everyone knows whom we’re praying for?

[Tax-chick]

[Tax-chick]

New tagline under construction.

[Darksheare]

I shuffle and snuffle like the undead.
Does that count?

[Darksheare]

Gunner, I’m pinging you to the current parking orbit of the Undead Thread to ask you a minor question.
Your adventures in ER threads are amusing, amusing enough to warrant more notice.
Would you grant us one of your future ER adventures threads for one of the coming months?

[Monkey Face]

YAY! Welcome back!

[Tax-chick]

Second that - more exposure for 60Gunner’s extremely astounding adventures, and a new topic for us.

As a former civil service employee, the last one had me beating my forehead on the keyboard.

[Darksheare]

The current Adventure in ER is “Where Weasels Dare.”
I will leave it to Gunner to decide if we occupy one of his threads, ER and Trauma nursing is one heck of an occupation.

Secondary note: I will be away for a bit sometime in the near future but I do not know exactly when.
So our home for August may need ot be picked and set up by a volunteer, September through to December will need ot be done by volunteer as well.

I’m heading back into the military, I swore in yesterday.
I will be 25B commo, a change of pace from 13B artillery.
I will be back as I’m National Guard, but the time in between is in play.

[Tax-chick]

I’ll be around during the relevant period, if someone can explain (very, very simply ...) what to do.

Congratulations on your new career!

Sally just gave Slash his bath, and now he’s lying on his rock looking like he may give up the ghost. Darn sickly dargon. It’s like the Great Dinosaur Die-off here.