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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: Monkey Face
601
posted on
07/13/2011 1:45:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Thank you!
Now imagine what the inside of my skull looks like...
...from teh inside.
602
posted on
07/13/2011 1:52:53 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
I can’t. It’s horrible! Just HORRIBLE! *sob*
(You are such a clever man!)
603
posted on
07/13/2011 2:00:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: VRWCmember
It’s the legendary long lost dead weasel sketch.
604
posted on
07/13/2011 2:01:12 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Monkey Face; Darksheare
I’m glad I skipped that. It looks like we’re going to have a very substantial isolated thunderstorm on our heads in about 12 minutes. Garden can use it.
I’m making the sorta-Panamanian chicken-something that I made a couple of weeks ago for Asuncion’s family, only with skinless-boneless chicken. Smells good! Brown rice (leftover from last night’s Chinese takeout) and salad.
605
posted on
07/13/2011 2:18:11 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: xp38
Weasels just aren’t as funny as parrots, flamingoes, or aardvarks. Maybe that’s why they’re so vicious.
606
posted on
07/13/2011 2:18:53 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Monkey Face
Made you visualize it for a second, eh?
607
posted on
07/13/2011 3:19:22 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Permian chicken?
Wonder what that would look like?
608
posted on
07/13/2011 3:20:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: fanfan
It's my side job.
Plant oils do lots besides smell pretty and make our food taste good.
I have 8 lavender plants that are either in bloom or about to bloom right now. They smell so good! And they help keep the bugs away.
609
posted on
07/13/2011 5:13:34 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Darksheare
If it was for a minute, I wouldn’t have any problem...it was far longer than THAT!! LOL!
610
posted on
07/13/2011 5:39:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
No envelope. Do what you need to do.
611
posted on
07/13/2011 5:42:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
612
posted on
07/13/2011 5:43:34 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Monkey Face
Oddly, I exist fine in that bizarre place.
613
posted on
07/13/2011 5:46:05 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
"Oddly, I exist fine in that bizarre place." It seems to be one of those things that grows on you.
614
posted on
07/13/2011 7:50:59 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; All
I got by to my sister’s house from Hershey park today. Well yesterday. I saw a sign in WV that said. “If it is tourist season why can’t we shoot them?”
615
posted on
07/13/2011 9:48:58 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: ThomasThomas
Good morning. Fun place, West Virginia. Do they have paved roads now? They hardly did in the 1980s.
616
posted on
07/14/2011 4:19:11 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; Anoreth; fanfan; ColdOne; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty
617
posted on
07/14/2011 4:20:53 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
So far the roads have been paved, but we have stayed pretty close to the I81. Lots of corn here too.
I saw a dead animal on the road. We didn't stop to investigate but I think it was a weasel.
If you want you all can come up to Maryland a have dinner saturday evening at Timbuktu
618
posted on
07/14/2011 7:00:08 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: ThomasThomas
Too far, but thanks for the invite. Maybe I’ll get up that way in the fall when Anoreth moves back east.
619
posted on
07/14/2011 7:02:15 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
“That’s one darn big blue jay!”
620
posted on
07/14/2011 8:19:59 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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