Skip to comments.
Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 361-380, 381-400, 401-420 ... 1,381-1,386 next last
To: dfwgator; Anoreth
It's a 'possum.
381
posted on
07/06/2011 7:49:44 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: ColdOne
382
posted on
07/06/2011 7:50:28 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Darksheare
383
posted on
07/06/2011 8:03:42 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Monkey Face
...and then there is the shrieking rocker...Which one? Rob Halford? Bruce Dickinson?
Couldn't have been Ted Nugent, could it?
384
posted on
07/06/2011 9:37:36 AM PDT
by
HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE!)
To: Tax-chick
Where does one begin and the next one end? I LOVE marmalade cats!
385
posted on
07/06/2011 10:56:05 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Darksheare
Brings an entirely new aspect to the word “ZOMBIE!”
386
posted on
07/06/2011 11:01:50 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: HKMk23
Heh!
The ROCKING CHAIR shrieks on its own.
387
posted on
07/06/2011 11:07:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
“..how much this hurts! *coooo*”
388
posted on
07/06/2011 12:32:17 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face; HKMk23
My sis and I wrote a Star Trek parody where a rocking chair causes the end of a red shirt.
Spock: “Captain, sensors are picking up the presence of a... rocking chair.”
Kirk: “Spock... I.. see no.. ROcking chair! Ensign Redshirt-” {Ensign redshirt gulps} “Be on the lookout for this.. .rocking chair!”
Ensign redshirt walks through the big open field, trips over the plainly visible rocking chair, and dies!
Ensign redshirt: “I’m not dead!”
Bones: “Dammit Jim, he’s dead!”
Kirk: “It was paradise... untill.. the.. ROCKING chair! Scotty, beam us up! Full phaser spread!”
389
posted on
07/06/2011 12:40:07 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Free ThinkerNY
What was the guy doing carrying Lindsay Graham around?
390
posted on
07/06/2011 12:41:31 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(POTUS Fauxbama (Poseur of the United States))
To: Darksheare
391
posted on
07/06/2011 3:04:02 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
392
posted on
07/06/2011 4:11:28 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
It actually is almost a reasonable Star Trek plot.
Our snake died. We moved her into Tom’s room, and he forgot to fill her water bowl. I hope he feels like an absolute (***) and decides it’s time to grow up, instead of being the world’s biggest 4-year-old.
393
posted on
07/06/2011 4:40:54 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Monkey Face
LOL, it’s tough to handle when you are not used to it.
394
posted on
07/06/2011 4:41:23 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
Walmart brand liquid dish soap, 1/2 tsp. to 1 gallon water.Thanks. Is it working?
395
posted on
07/06/2011 4:42:26 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
Signs are hopeful. I have three peppers that have made it to about 3” high without being eaten yet. Reminds me I need to spray them again, in case it doesn’t rain tonight.
396
posted on
07/06/2011 4:43:40 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
397
posted on
07/06/2011 4:53:43 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Yeah, ouch. I told him when we moved the cage that he was going to have to pay attention, because I’m not in their room very often. Now I wish I’d just left it where it was.
I swear, I’m going to eviscerate the next person over the age of five who tells me, “I forgot.” They all just “forget” everything because they know I’ll come along behind them and take care of things.
398
posted on
07/06/2011 4:57:27 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
To: Tax-chick
I had a green anole, he would need to be misted with a spray bottle to drink as they don’t recognize water if it isn’t shimmering or refracting.
He’d get angry at me for misting him, he hated the noise the bottle made, but he’d notice the water and started lapping it up.
399
posted on
07/06/2011 5:13:23 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
I don’t wish Tom any bad luck, but I hope Susan slithers through his dreams for the next month.
I don’t like snakes, but I can’t tolerate wilful idiocy. He’s too old to be so nonchalant.
</rant
400
posted on
07/06/2011 5:14:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 361-380, 381-400, 401-420 ... 1,381-1,386 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson