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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: dfwgator; Anoreth

It's a 'possum.

381 posted on 07/06/2011 7:49:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: ColdOne

Howya!


382 posted on 07/06/2011 7:50:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: Darksheare

;)


383 posted on 07/06/2011 8:03:42 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Monkey Face
...and then there is the shrieking rocker...

Which one? Rob Halford? Bruce Dickinson?

Couldn't have been Ted Nugent, could it?

384 posted on 07/06/2011 9:37:36 AM PDT by HKMk23 (YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE!)
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To: Tax-chick

Where does one begin and the next one end? I LOVE marmalade cats!


385 posted on 07/06/2011 10:56:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Darksheare

Brings an entirely new aspect to the word “ZOMBIE!”


386 posted on 07/06/2011 11:01:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: HKMk23

Heh!

The ROCKING CHAIR shrieks on its own.


387 posted on 07/06/2011 11:07:22 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

“..how much this hurts! *coooo*”


388 posted on 07/06/2011 12:32:17 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face; HKMk23

My sis and I wrote a Star Trek parody where a rocking chair causes the end of a red shirt.

Spock: “Captain, sensors are picking up the presence of a... rocking chair.”

Kirk: “Spock... I.. see no.. ROcking chair! Ensign Redshirt-” {Ensign redshirt gulps} “Be on the lookout for this.. .rocking chair!”

Ensign redshirt walks through the big open field, trips over the plainly visible rocking chair, and dies!

Ensign redshirt: “I’m not dead!”

Bones: “Dammit Jim, he’s dead!”

Kirk: “It was paradise... untill.. the.. ROCKING chair! Scotty, beam us up! Full phaser spread!”


389 posted on 07/06/2011 12:40:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

What was the guy doing carrying Lindsay Graham around?


390 posted on 07/06/2011 12:41:31 PM PDT by N. Theknow (POTUS Fauxbama (Poseur of the United States))
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To: Darksheare

Just wow.


391 posted on 07/06/2011 3:04:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: Tax-chick

That bad, eh?


392 posted on 07/06/2011 4:11:28 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face

It actually is almost a reasonable Star Trek plot.

Our snake died. We moved her into Tom’s room, and he forgot to fill her water bowl. I hope he feels like an absolute (***) and decides it’s time to grow up, instead of being the world’s biggest 4-year-old.


393 posted on 07/06/2011 4:40:54 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL, it’s tough to handle when you are not used to it.


394 posted on 07/06/2011 4:41:23 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: Tax-chick
Walmart brand liquid dish soap, 1/2 tsp. to 1 gallon water.

Thanks. Is it working?

395 posted on 07/06/2011 4:42:26 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

Signs are hopeful. I have three peppers that have made it to about 3” high without being eaten yet. Reminds me I need to spray them again, in case it doesn’t rain tonight.


396 posted on 07/06/2011 4:43:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Ouch.


397 posted on 07/06/2011 4:53:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Yeah, ouch. I told him when we moved the cage that he was going to have to pay attention, because I’m not in their room very often. Now I wish I’d just left it where it was.

I swear, I’m going to eviscerate the next person over the age of five who tells me, “I forgot.” They all just “forget” everything because they know I’ll come along behind them and take care of things.


398 posted on 07/06/2011 4:57:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!" ~ John Adams)
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To: Tax-chick

I had a green anole, he would need to be misted with a spray bottle to drink as they don’t recognize water if it isn’t shimmering or refracting.
He’d get angry at me for misting him, he hated the noise the bottle made, but he’d notice the water and started lapping it up.


399 posted on 07/06/2011 5:13:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

I don’t wish Tom any bad luck, but I hope Susan slithers through his dreams for the next month.

I don’t like snakes, but I can’t tolerate wilful idiocy. He’s too old to be so nonchalant.

</rant


400 posted on 07/06/2011 5:14:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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