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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

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To: ColdOne; Smokin' Joe

We’re in the monsoon season, and they started right on time yesterday. I’ve never seen so much humidity in this valley as there was yesterday. No landmarks more than a mile away could be seen.

Then the T-storms last night. Ugh. Ever since my year in SD, I have HATED T-storms.

Ugly today, too. Humidity is still up, and the low last night was 82. :o([


321 posted on 07/04/2011 9:48:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face
It's going. We are still thinking about moving but it will not be until next year. Hubby is having some service related problems with his spine which is going to mean surgery after which he is going to be out of commission for six months.

I am having no luck on the job front but my side business is picking up so things are ok for right now.

How are things for you?

322 posted on 07/04/2011 9:56:10 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I spent the last month caring for my friend’s ailing mother who came out from Boston for a visit. She’s 84, weighs about 84 pounds, and is on O2 24/7.

It was an interesting month, and often difficult, but it was an honor to care for her.

Could you FReepmail me the URL again? I lost it in the last crash.


323 posted on 07/04/2011 10:03:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Smokin' Joe

;)


324 posted on 07/04/2011 10:04:17 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: Monkey Face
Our monsoons have atopped, finally. I think they were just a wetter extension of the blizzards we had all winter, with a lower angle of repose. The river bottoms are still flooded, though, and the wind is starting to dry upland cropland out some.

It's 75 at the moment, (above) which is fairly warm for here, and the humidity is high for the region with all that water laying around.

This country does look good in green, though, it's a nice break from white or brown.

Thunderstorms are already part and parcel of the day here, at least it isn't lightning while it is snowing...I saw that a few times this past winter.

They move fast across the prairies, so I'm always watching the cloud base for signs of trouble.

I have only been through two tornadoes in my lifetime, but that was plenty.

325 posted on 07/04/2011 10:09:10 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

I never EVER want to spend time in the Midwest again. I hated SD and MO almost equally, for the weather and the flatness of the horizon. I was reared in the Rockies, and mountains are still what I love.

Of course, the first five years of my life, we lived on an island in Alaska Territory, so water is a good thing, too.

I’m never going east of the Rockies again, except to visit my son in AR every two years. Since I go there in December, I don’t have to deal with more than cold and ice.


326 posted on 07/04/2011 10:19:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face
Sounds like you have had a time of it!

Which URL do you need?

327 posted on 07/04/2011 1:28:09 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Smokin' Joe; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; ColdOne
I found this and it really sums up American Fourth of July celebrations for me.

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.
~Erma Bombeck

328 posted on 07/04/2011 1:32:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

True! We bought the fireworks in South Carolina on Saturday, and the people across the street are bringing the junk food. Last night’s explosions were (according to the girls) the work of the Ecuadoran people two houses up, so the big show from next door is still to come, hopefully.

Our Cub Scouts were in a parade this morning, along with church groups, dance studios, the antique car club, and anyone else with $15 for the entry fee.


329 posted on 07/04/2011 1:39:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, come on! It’s great here! The mountain removal project is nearly complete, you can see for 20 miles on a clear day, and the winter keeps the riff-raff out! What’s not to like?


330 posted on 07/04/2011 1:41:36 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I like that, but I’ve liked Erma Bombeck’s writing since I was fairly young (The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank was an early favorite.)


331 posted on 07/04/2011 1:43:19 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe; Harmless Teddy Bear

My mother loved Erma Bombeck. All her books were around our house when I was a girl.

HTB’s tagline is from a “Marcus Didius Falco” novel, although I don’t remember which one. The only series set in ancient Rome that’s not incredibly depressing ...


332 posted on 07/04/2011 1:48:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick
It is from “Venus in Copper” and congratulations on being the only person to recognize it! I just got my husband hooked on the series. He usually reads Sci Fi or Military Fiction but I was reading and giggling one night and he decided to see what I was finding so amusing. He is on “The Iron Hand of Mars”.

I really enjoyed the last one when they rid themselves of a pest but I have to wonder if it means that she is getting ready to end the series. I hope not!

333 posted on 07/04/2011 2:08:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

We didn’t have a Christmas tree for two years after I read “The Iron Hand of Mars” ;-). The author is getting very old, so the series has to end at some point, but with each book so successful, I don’t think she’s going to quit while she can still type.


334 posted on 07/04/2011 2:14:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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To: Tax-chick

There’s the ones where they solve mysteries, too.


335 posted on 07/04/2011 2:35:05 PM PDT by Anoreth (Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

The URL for your side work. I think I know folks who would love to go there.


336 posted on 07/04/2011 3:36:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

OHYAH!!

Erma was WISE!!


337 posted on 07/04/2011 3:38:26 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Smokin' Joe

I could see for 20 miles on a clear day...to the north is Mt. Timpanogos, to the southeast is Mt. Nebo, and to the west is West Mountain. To the south is a gap to drive through and see more mountains.

The canyon was almost at our front door, the lake was at our back door, and Boy Scouts RULED in the summer!

The rodeo grounds were less than a mile away, and the livin’ was easy!

:o])


338 posted on 07/04/2011 3:45:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: OB1kNOb
National Take You Marten to Work Day


339 posted on 07/04/2011 4:11:28 PM PDT by gitmo (Hatred of those who think differently is the left's unifying principle.-Ralph Peters NY Post)
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To: Anoreth

They all solve mysteries, but sometimes it’s so depressing you wish they hadn’t, like in the “Porfiry Petrovich Rostnikow” books.


340 posted on 07/04/2011 4:16:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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