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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Monkey Face
My shorts are blue. At least, they were originally blue.
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posted on
07/04/2011 8:20:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
Dragons plural aren’t so bad, at least they can dry each other off...so long as they don’t catch the curtains on fire.
302
posted on
07/04/2011 8:50:45 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Monkey Face
303
posted on
07/04/2011 8:51:10 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: Darksheare
P’raps they were emulating that GaGa Lady. Zombies in shower curtains, indeed.
304
posted on
07/04/2011 8:52:30 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Monkey Face
Red, White, and Blue? Only my eyes at the moment...
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posted on
07/04/2011 8:59:58 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Smokin' Joe
Alternatively: Red neck, White sox and Blue Ribbon beer? (Hey! Someone should write a song about that! LOL!)
306
posted on
07/04/2011 9:07:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
Mine are blue, too. My shirt is red with a flag on it, and my undies are um...sry. TMI.
White sandals! Yah! That’s the ticket! White sandals!
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posted on
07/04/2011 9:09:52 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: ThomasThomas
Are you having a cookout today? Are you still visiting your sister?
308
posted on
07/04/2011 9:11:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
I thought you were going to say your undies were clean.
309
posted on
07/04/2011 9:20:17 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
I wasn’t going to be quite so polite. But the sandals complete the ensemble.
;o]
310
posted on
07/04/2011 9:22:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick; Smokin' Joe; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Cyber Liberty; Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan
311
posted on
07/04/2011 9:23:54 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
Happy Independence Day!
How are you doing?
312
posted on
07/04/2011 9:25:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Happy Independence Day to you!
So far so good!
313
posted on
07/04/2011 9:26:27 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: Monkey Face
Hmmm, no beer. Not on a drilling location.
Years ago I found out the U.S. Olympic Drinking Team sweatshirts were.....a joke!.
That did it! I broke training and haven't looked back...
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posted on
07/04/2011 9:28:05 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: Smokin' Joe
See? If I’d had a shirt like that, I would have enshrined it!
Viva cerveza!
315
posted on
07/04/2011 9:30:22 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: ColdOne
Glad to hear it. Is the weather being good to you?
316
posted on
07/04/2011 9:31:45 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
I am wearing (blue) jeans and a (white) t-shirt splashed with some (red) tomato sauce from the baked beans that are simmering.
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posted on
07/04/2011 9:35:53 AM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Well! That works well! I’ll have red, white and green pizza. No blue Kool-Aid, though. No kids to drink it. How are things going? Are you still planning on moving?
*hug*
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posted on
07/04/2011 9:39:51 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
So far yes. It is raining now with thunder, for me I love that. As long as I am not driving in it! Muggy still nice.
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posted on
07/04/2011 9:43:52 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
To: ColdOne
320
posted on
07/04/2011 9:44:26 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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