Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Dead Corpse]

And his words were fire that lit the skies and enflamed the hearts of all who heard his message.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Yep!

[NicknamedBob]

"And his words were fire that lit the skies and enflamed the hearts of all who heard his message."

Drinking a little firewater beforehand should be helpful.

Theoretically. According to legend, "Son, you preached a great sermon, but I think next time you might want to use a little less lubricant. There are ten commandments, not twelve. And there are twelve disciples, not ten. But mainly, Samson slew the Phillistines, he didn't beat the crap out of them."

[Darksheare]

Welcome back aboard, you’ll find your rooms are -or were- neat and orderly awaiting check in.

[Darksheare]

Thanks.
Did what I could.
Hope I didn’t goof anything up.

[stephenjohnbanker]

HUGS backatcha!

[ThomasThomas]

I’ll be out in the WV area from july11-18. I was thinking I could head out your way if your there Friday or Saturday evening if you still have time. My sister has an itinerary planed but subject to change.

[NicknamedBob]

I’ll try to “light somewhere” so that we can get together. Enjoy your trip!

[Anoreth]

The incompetence of nonmilitary security personnel never fails to annoy thehell out of me.
Otherwise, Seattle has a much nicer airport than charlotte. I could probably sleep here without having to find the uso.

[NicknamedBob]

"The incompetence of nonmilitary security personnel never fails to annoy thehell out of me."

If they only knew how incompetent they were, they'd be a lot less arrogant.

I need to get away from this monitor and its eyestrain. The air-conditioning here also seems set to lethal.

I'll be back in Maryland sometime Monday. Y'all hang in there.

[fanfan]

I’ve heard of it, but I have never done it myself. Someone on the gardening thread could probably tell you more about it.

[fanfan]

And a Happy July 2nd to you and yours!

[Tax-chick]

Is “firewords” like yelling “Fire!” in a theater?

DP has gone to Walmart. Bill is boiling water. I need to vacuum the boys’ rooms. If I don’t come back, the dust-bunnies got me.

[Darksheare]

I work contract security currently.
It annoys me when the client decides they aren’t really serious about security.
Right now, the site I work at only wants us to sit in teh shack and stare at the cameras, that’s it.
No actual deterrence work, no foot patrols, no safety checks of fire suppression equipment, nothing.
We aren’t even allowed to speak to the drivers on their way out.

[fanfan]

Is “firewords” like yelling “Fire!” in a theater?

LOL! Oops. The fireworks were going off late into the night, with a drunk, out of tune rendition of Oh Canada at about 12:30 am from across the river. ;-)

I hope Bill is boiling water outside, or do you have AC?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

LOL! Pat wants to do an experiment ;-).

If he asks for a orange, a glass jar, a 16 x 16 piece of copper foil and a dead monkey you should be cautious.

And don't let him have the iodine.

[Darksheare]

Or the truck battery.

[Monkey Face]

...We should be seeing another impressive Fourth of July fireWORDS show again this year...

You planning to write a fifth novel?

[Tax-chick]

Oh, dear. That sounds very threatening ... not the kind of experiment that’s in the Webelos handbook.

[Tax-chick]

Oooh, that’s a good one.