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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
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To: NicknamedBob
And his words were fire that lit the skies and enflamed the hearts of all who heard his message.
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:03:03 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(explosive bolts, ten thousand volts at a million miles an hour)
To: fanfan
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:08:25 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Dead Corpse
"And his words were fire that lit the skies and enflamed the hearts of all who heard his message." Drinking a little firewater beforehand should be helpful.
Theoretically. According to legend, "Son, you preached a great sermon, but I think next time you might want to use a little less lubricant. There are ten commandments, not twelve. And there are twelve disciples, not ten. But mainly, Samson slew the Phillistines, he didn't beat the crap out of them."
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:20:05 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Monkey Face; Pippin
Welcome back aboard, you’ll find your rooms are -or were- neat and orderly awaiting check in.
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:21:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: NicknamedBob
Thanks.
Did what I could.
Hope I didn’t goof anything up.
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:24:26 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:32:13 AM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: NicknamedBob
I’ll be out in the WV area from july11-18. I was thinking I could head out your way if your there Friday or Saturday evening if you still have time. My sister has an itinerary planed but subject to change.
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:40:36 AM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(I am still looking for that box I am supposed to think out of.)
To: ThomasThomas
I’ll try to “light somewhere” so that we can get together. Enjoy your trip!
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posted on
07/02/2011 11:43:29 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Tax-chick
The incompetence of nonmilitary security personnel never fails to annoy thehell out of me.
Otherwise, Seattle has a much nicer airport than charlotte. I could probably sleep here without having to find the uso.
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posted on
07/02/2011 12:05:46 PM PDT
by
Anoreth
(Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
To: Anoreth; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; ColdOne
"The incompetence of nonmilitary security personnel never fails to annoy thehell out of me." If they only knew how incompetent they were, they'd be a lot less arrogant.
I need to get away from this monitor and its eyestrain. The air-conditioning here also seems set to lethal.
I'll be back in Maryland sometime Monday. Y'all hang in there.
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posted on
07/02/2011 12:20:00 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I get my exercise. I take my vitamins. I tell pain it can come along, but it'll have to ride in back)
To: Tax-chick
I’ve heard of it, but I have never done it myself. Someone on the gardening thread could probably tell you more about it.
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posted on
07/02/2011 12:43:48 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
And a Happy July 2nd to you and yours!
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posted on
07/02/2011 12:52:24 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; fanfan; Monkey Face; ColdOne
Is “firewords” like yelling “Fire!” in a theater?
DP has gone to Walmart. Bill is boiling water. I need to vacuum the boys’ rooms. If I don’t come back, the dust-bunnies got me.
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posted on
07/02/2011 12:59:46 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Tax-chick
I work contract security currently.
It annoys me when the client decides they aren’t really serious about security.
Right now, the site I work at only wants us to sit in teh shack and stare at the cameras, that’s it.
No actual deterrence work, no foot patrols, no safety checks of fire suppression equipment, nothing.
We aren’t even allowed to speak to the drivers on their way out.
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posted on
07/02/2011 1:12:01 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Darksheare; Monkey Face; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker
Is firewords like yelling Fire! in a theater?LOL! Oops. The fireworks were going off late into the night, with a drunk, out of tune rendition of Oh Canada at about 12:30 am from across the river. ;-)
I hope Bill is boiling water outside, or do you have AC?
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posted on
07/02/2011 1:13:43 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
LOL! Pat wants to do an experiment ;-). If he asks for a orange, a glass jar, a 16 x 16 piece of copper foil and a dead monkey you should be cautious.
And don't let him have the iodine.
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posted on
07/02/2011 1:17:17 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick
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posted on
07/02/2011 2:04:32 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: NicknamedBob
...We should be seeing another impressive Fourth of July fireWORDS
show again this year...You planning to write a fifth novel?
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posted on
07/02/2011 2:49:19 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare
Oh, dear. That sounds very threatening ... not the kind of experiment that’s in the Webelos handbook.
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posted on
07/02/2011 3:02:22 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
07/02/2011 3:02:58 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
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