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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: fanfan; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear
I usually catch the spiders and dump them outside.
Of course, there was the spider that my sis and I fed bugs constantly.
It got overfed and ran away.
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posted on
07/30/2011 2:14:29 PM PDT
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Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; stephenjohnbanker
I don’t mind the occasional spider; they keep the mosquitos down, but 200 hungry babies trying to crawl into my bed at night is a problem.
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posted on
07/30/2011 2:33:35 PM PDT
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fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
I have a 2” green garden spider in what used to be the cilantro forest. It’s mostly morning glories now, and a couple of bean plants that aren’t making any beans. The spider gets annoyed when I water it!
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posted on
07/30/2011 4:10:28 PM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: fanfan
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posted on
07/30/2011 5:21:51 PM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Tax-chick
Spiders don’t like being watered.
Are your bean plants light green? I think mine don’t have enough nitrogen.
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posted on
07/30/2011 5:28:40 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
No, they’re medium green, except where they’re yellow or brown. I think they’re just too hot.
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posted on
07/30/2011 5:42:02 PM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: fanfan
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posted on
07/30/2011 5:48:10 PM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
My travel plans have gone awry. Trip delayed.
"Most things do! (Sound better than they look)."
Even music sounds better than it looks. I mean, consider Dizzy Gillespie.
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posted on
07/30/2011 7:31:55 PM PDT
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NicknamedBob
(The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
I always had trouble walking after listening to Dizzy.
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posted on
07/30/2011 7:36:50 PM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Tax-chick
Used to have a beautiful Wolf Spider for an outdoor “pet.”
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posted on
07/30/2011 7:48:06 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
To: stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darksheare
To: Monkey Face
Staples in the brain is where you leave the house to go get a few groceries, and return two hours later with an armload of office supplies.
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posted on
07/30/2011 10:54:26 PM PDT
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HKMk23
(YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE)
To: Cyber Liberty
I found one of the big garden spiders inside our apartment once. Anoreth and Bill remember the shrieking hysterics clearly.
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posted on
07/31/2011 5:05:08 AM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth
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posted on
07/31/2011 5:07:00 AM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; fanfan; HKMk23; Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare; ColdOne; ...
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posted on
07/31/2011 5:33:23 AM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
I like the tax rate zot. Some very funny posts.
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posted on
07/31/2011 6:07:49 AM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: ThomasThomas
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posted on
07/31/2011 7:03:06 AM PDT
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stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Tax-chick; FRiends
Good morning everyone. I vote for Rush Limbaugh, #3.
Now I have to colour my hair. Back later.
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posted on
07/31/2011 8:37:46 AM PDT
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fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan
You can come over here later and color mine. I’m going to Mass and then the Spanish charismatic prayer meeting, since I will be without English-only family members.
The catz say it’s going to rain again, but Santana isn’t sure.
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posted on
07/31/2011 9:23:52 AM PDT
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Tax-chick
(Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
To: Tax-chick
Yah! That’s what I was doing! I was holding down the ground! That’s the ticket!
We have actual rain today and our humidity is almost as high as the temp: 77% and 81 degrees.
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posted on
07/31/2011 10:48:31 AM PDT
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Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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