Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Monkey Face]

But which note? A? C-flat? D-Minor?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I think so.

It could be.

We are here in any case.

And where ever you go, there you are. So this must be the right place.

Hi Face!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

A-Flat Minor.

You will have to first drop a piano down a mine shaft to get one.

[Tax-chick]

I recently read a book about children who were captured by the Apaches and Comanches in Texas. Kids aged from about 7 to 14 found living with the Indians the best time of their lives.

[Monkey Face]

Hey, Girl!

I fainted Monday. I have staples in my brain.

Am I here?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You find very few stories of Indian children who ran away to live with the settlers.

[Monkey Face]

I didn’t think living with the Indians could be any worse than where I was...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

What are you doing with staples in your brain?

Isn't that where you are suppose to keep Post-it notes?

(Seriously, what happened? Are you ok?)

[Monkey Face]

I didn’t eat all day, (my bad...hypoglycemic, ya know) then went into the heat and humidity. I have no idea why. Don’t know where I was when I fell, but I must have been there a while because my arms got sunburned.

The concussion is UGLY! I can’t remember feeling so helplessly out of control.

But I’m doing better, I promise. :o])

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You take care of yourself girl. You have people who love you ya know.

[Monkey Face]

If I had my truck, it wouldn’t have happened. I’m not as young as I used to be, and I can’t do all those young things. So I’m going to try really hard to save my pennies to make a down payment on a small truck.

(Wish me luck!)

Now I’m afraid to walk anywhere...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I understand.

After my knee gave out on me I was terrified of stairs. They still make me uneasy.

I will pray that you find a nice inexpensive truck.

[Tax-chick]

True. Being captured by Comanches was a death sentence for adult men or women or infants, but for children big enough to stay on a horse and pre-adolescent, it was a big improvement over “European-American” life in the same environment.

[Monkey Face]

Thanks! There are a lot of them around, but I need someone with me so I don’t end up with a lemon.

Your prayers will work wonders, I’m sure!

[Darksheare]

Breadcrumbs attract ant-bots.
Ant-bots attract spiderbots.
Spiderbots do horrible things.
We’ll leave a commo line open.

[SunkenCiv]

Where’s your dead weasel?

[Monkey Face]

If I tell ya, I’ll have to kill ya. But I think I squished him when I fell...

[fanfan]

We can alway keep looking until ... whenever. It’s not as if we’re doing 15,000 posts a month.

True. No rush.

[fanfan]

Regular spiders aren’t so great either.

A few had babies in my basement. They must have 150-200 at a time. The vacuum cleaner enjoyed them.

[fanfan]

It sounds better than it looks.