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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; Rebelbase; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Darksheare

When I saw the title, I LOL’d, but I don’t know if bumping that all month would please the house very much.

In my humble opinion, we should choose a zot thread if available, or, if not, a thread with a title that reinforces our beliefs for lurkers and posters alike.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2755852/posts


1,261 posted on 07/29/2011 4:41:52 PM PDT by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: fanfan

I do think that last suggestion was kind of tacky. We can alway keep looking until ... whenever. It’s not as if we’re doing 15,000 posts a month.


1,262 posted on 07/29/2011 5:17:02 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: fanfan; Darksheare; NicknamedBob

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2754146/posts

This is a mildly amusing zot ... at least to me, although many people find tax rates rather dull. We could bring our own penguins and aardvarks.


1,263 posted on 07/29/2011 5:19:48 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
” I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile. “
Sooooo...it’s chilly in Chile ?

Go to your room!

If you only you knew how many times I have heard that joke....

Along with "Do you eat Chili in Chile?"

1,264 posted on 07/29/2011 7:12:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

” ” I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile. “
Sooooo...it’s chilly in Chile ?
Go to your room! “

I’m already IN my room!

Think of a better punishment!


1,265 posted on 07/29/2011 7:21:42 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

“If its chilly in Chile, have a hot bowl of Chili”

Billy!


1,266 posted on 07/29/2011 7:23:36 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
Ok. You must eat a platter of curanto en olla.

That will teach you to make jokes. :)

1,267 posted on 07/29/2011 7:29:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Is that FOOD?

One looks like a baseball Babe Ruth might have hit!


1,268 posted on 07/29/2011 7:31:39 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
That is the bread...

Eat up!

1,269 posted on 07/29/2011 7:33:38 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob

Harmless Teddy Bear.........in a pig’s eye!!!!!!!!


1,270 posted on 07/29/2011 7:39:55 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; fanfan; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
:snicker:

Actually it is quite tasty.

Mostly shellfish, some potato bread and sausage wrapped in leaves and slow cooked for hours.

Best eaten on a beach with your toes wiggling in the sand while you munch, a melon con vino for sipping....

Happy memories!

1,271 posted on 07/29/2011 7:48:34 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; All

Hmmmm....maybe the “presentation” just didn’t work for me....


1,272 posted on 07/29/2011 7:51:40 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
I was a bit taken back the first time I saw it but I found that if you ignore how it looks and just eat that it is good.
1,273 posted on 07/29/2011 9:40:58 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; stephenjohnbanker

I’m dubious about meals that you have to disassemble before you can eat them.


1,274 posted on 07/30/2011 5:30:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Anoreth; fanfan; ColdOne; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty; Darksheare; ...

1,275 posted on 07/30/2011 5:31:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick
Wouldn't that be nearly all of them?

Except maybe apple sauce or mini corn dogs.

1,276 posted on 07/30/2011 5:37:23 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Toast.


1,277 posted on 07/30/2011 5:53:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

With apple butter?


1,278 posted on 07/30/2011 6:05:32 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick

“With apple butter?”

Yup


1,279 posted on 07/30/2011 6:33:00 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Harmless Teddy Bear

Sounds good. For breakfast, I had leftover chicken and rice casserole on tortillas.

I’m strongly considering giving up cooking. I ask the family members what they want for meals, and everyone says, “I can’t think of anything,” so I make something, such as chicken and rice casserole, and they all say, “I don’t want this!” and sneak sandwiches when I’m not looking. Freep ‘em.


1,280 posted on 07/30/2011 6:37:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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