Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[fanfan]

When I saw the title, I LOL’d, but I don’t know if bumping that all month would please the house very much.

In my humble opinion, we should choose a zot thread if available, or, if not, a thread with a title that reinforces our beliefs for lurkers and posters alike.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2755852/posts

[Tax-chick]

I do think that last suggestion was kind of tacky. We can alway keep looking until ... whenever. It’s not as if we’re doing 15,000 posts a month.

[Tax-chick]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2754146/posts

This is a mildly amusing zot ... at least to me, although many people find tax rates rather dull. We could bring our own penguins and aardvarks.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

” I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile. “
Sooooo...it’s chilly in Chile ?

Go to your room!

If you only you knew how many times I have heard that joke....

Along with "Do you eat Chili in Chile?"

[stephenjohnbanker]

” ” I saw that they’re having major snowstorms in Chile. “
Sooooo...it’s chilly in Chile ?
Go to your room! “

I’m already IN my room!

Think of a better punishment!

[stephenjohnbanker]

“If its chilly in Chile, have a hot bowl of Chili”

Billy!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ok. You must eat a platter of curanto en olla.

That will teach you to make jokes. :)

[stephenjohnbanker]

Is that FOOD?

One looks like a baseball Babe Ruth might have hit!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That is the bread...

Eat up!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Harmless Teddy Bear.........in a pig’s eye!!!!!!!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

:snicker:

Actually it is quite tasty.

Mostly shellfish, some potato bread and sausage wrapped in leaves and slow cooked for hours.

Best eaten on a beach with your toes wiggling in the sand while you munch, a melon con vino for sipping....

Happy memories!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Hmmmm....maybe the “presentation” just didn’t work for me....

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I was a bit taken back the first time I saw it but I found that if you ignore how it looks and just eat that it is good.

[Tax-chick]

I’m dubious about meals that you have to disassemble before you can eat them.

[Tax-chick]

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Wouldn't that be nearly all of them?

Except maybe apple sauce or mini corn dogs.

[Tax-chick]

Toast.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

With apple butter?

[stephenjohnbanker]

“With apple butter?”

Yup

[Tax-chick]

Sounds good. For breakfast, I had leftover chicken and rice casserole on tortillas.

I’m strongly considering giving up cooking. I ask the family members what they want for meals, and everyone says, “I can’t think of anything,” so I make something, such as chicken and rice casserole, and they all say, “I don’t want this!” and sneak sandwiches when I’m not looking. Freep ‘em.