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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

In the meantime, I’m picking away at my rabbitoid story.


1,181 posted on 07/27/2011 7:19:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Or, you could write about the Big bad Bunny Rabbit and the Little Goo-goo Wolf...

I’m gone for a while!


1,182 posted on 07/27/2011 7:30:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL, Red Riding Hood starring rabbitoids instead..


1,183 posted on 07/27/2011 7:38:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

This was her 3rd year, and now it is not available again until she’s a rising Junior.

This particular one, for the middle schoolers and is a regional thing here on the eastern shore - I don’t know if other parts of VA have similar for the middle school -— remember this is a VERY isolated part of the Commonwealth.


1,184 posted on 07/27/2011 7:53:29 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Tax-chick
NC has a six-week program for rising juniors and seniors only.

I believe the program for rising juniors and seniors in VA is 4 weeks.

She is really bummed it's over for her now, for the next 3 years. However, there are 2 slots for student volunteer which only go to rising 8th graders that have completed the full 3 year program. She was the first one to sign up. If she's accepted, she will get to do it for the next 3 years, until it is time for the HS Governor's School. 2 added benefits - it would count toward her volunteer hours for Beta Club, and a leg up on her Governor's School application the following year.

1,185 posted on 07/27/2011 9:30:58 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Gabz

That sounds like a great opportunity for her.


1,186 posted on 07/27/2011 10:01:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear; Darksheare
The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays 'Helter Skelter'
— Stephen Wright, Comedian

I should be so lucky. The truck in my neighborhood goes 40 miles an hour. Or did.

That was before the bust.

1,187 posted on 07/27/2011 11:47:21 AM PDT by HKMk23 (YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE)
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To: HKMk23; Tax-chick; Harmless Teddy Bear

Sounds like the one from huguenot NY.
He had several skeevy things he’d do.
Like, lure the girls to the other side of his truck so he could cop a quick grab.
And he had a drug business on the side...
He and a friend of his got busted one fine day, I dunno who tipped the police off about him.


1,188 posted on 07/27/2011 12:06:58 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

The one that used to come through here hasn’t lately. I wonder if the HOA got the Sheriff’s Department to tell them to buzz off. Used to drive by blasting that idiotic electronic Christmas music around 9:30 p.m.


1,189 posted on 07/27/2011 2:16:33 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Darksheare; Anoreth; stephenjohnbanker

The owner of the water dragon says they lost it while cleaning the cage this morning. I hope they find it. This is not a suitable habitat.

Maybe the darn thing heard about the recent deaths here and decided he stood a better chance in the wild.


1,190 posted on 07/27/2011 2:18:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

That could well be


1,191 posted on 07/27/2011 3:57:01 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

It’s just one thing after another around here. Frank told me he had a spider in his diaper, but that was not true.


1,192 posted on 07/27/2011 4:02:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!


1,193 posted on 07/27/2011 4:35:32 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

It could have been true. Stranger things have been true.


1,194 posted on 07/27/2011 4:38:34 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; stephenjohnbanker

My car isn’t ready, oil pan needs to be replaced.
Previous owner replaced oil pan with one off of a 4 cylinder engine.
It will fit, but it is wrong.

Missus car, instrument panel is electonic.
Tach and Speedometer died.
Odometer works still, BUT... module in instrument cluster won’t talk to anything else.
[I have Vag-Com software, engine and transmission are fine.]


1,195 posted on 07/27/2011 4:44:41 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

You mean like a Chicago street gangster communist in the White House??


1,196 posted on 07/27/2011 4:45:13 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
You mean like a gay Kenyan Chicago street gangster communist in the White House?

Yeah, like that. Makes spiders in a diaper seem perfectly reasonable.

1,197 posted on 07/27/2011 5:04:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker; fanfan; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; All

Spiders in a diaper are probably better than stinky butterflies!

There was a parade of people running in and out of here today but it was all good.

I managed to take a shower and rinse some of the blood and guck out of my hair, as well as clean and soften the wound. I also managed to eat some homemade soup and some yogurt, so I’m MUCH better than yesterday!

I’m almost on my way to bed, but I wanted to make sure all y’all know your prayers are working. ;o])

Thanks!

Tomorrow will be an even bigger improvement, I’m sure, but the hardest thing I have to do is turn over in bed. Then the dizziness strikes...at least now, I can control it.


1,198 posted on 07/27/2011 5:11:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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To: Monkey Face

Glad to know you’re cleaned and feeling improved. Have a good night!


1,199 posted on 07/27/2011 5:12:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Monkey Face

The only thing I didn’t get today was chocolate. :o[

Well, maybe someone will get some for me tomorrow.


1,200 posted on 07/27/2011 5:13:49 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
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