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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headlines; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; spork; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gabz; Anoreth; Tax-chick
"You ladies are just down right weird........Bless your hearts"

It won't take you long to fit in, Gabz. Stick around.

Have you been gently suggesting a military career for a certain young'un? Coast Guard seems intriguing.

1,101 posted on 07/25/2011 9:52:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Little Indians

Agatha Christie,

I remember seeing a old BW version for TV with Indians.

The currently published, not the original version, of the rhyme goes:

Ten little Soldier boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon;
One said he’d stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

Six little Soldier boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Soldier boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Soldier boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Soldier boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two Little Soldier boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.[7]

One little Soldier boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.


1,102 posted on 07/25/2011 10:07:43 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (I am still looking)
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To: Darksheare
Danged antlered rats! I've seen more than a few truckers going Aussie and putting bullbars on their rigs. These are NOT to be confused with those wimpy things you see on urban 4x4's down at the dealership. No, I'm talking serious 6000-series aluminum alloy tubing 10mm thick, through-welded into 100mm x 75mm uprights of high-temper extruded aluminum.

Mash here for specifications.

1,103 posted on 07/25/2011 11:03:27 PM PDT by HKMk23 (YHVH NEVER PLAYS DEFENSE! WHICH MEANS; IF YOU'RE ON DEFENSE, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.)
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To: Gabz; Anoreth

And I’m as average as most people under my circumstances.

John Fogerty is a good name. The water dragon is full grown, and it looks about the same size as Santana.


1,104 posted on 07/26/2011 3:45:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: HKMk23; Monkey Face; Gabz; ThomasThomas; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Anoreth; ColdOne; ...

1,105 posted on 07/26/2011 3:49:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Anoreth
I’m actually fairly normal as coasties go.

Well good for you.

We headed for our local USCG station a bit later this morning, they're having an open house. The yung'un is looking forward to it.

1,106 posted on 07/26/2011 5:29:34 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Just DARN!


1,107 posted on 07/26/2011 6:53:45 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Anoreth; Tax-chick

” But you should name it after John Fogerty.”

I like Fogarty.


1,108 posted on 07/26/2011 6:56:01 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Gabz

Have fun! We don’t live near the coast.


1,109 posted on 07/26/2011 6:57:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick
We don’t live near the coast.

Living so close does have its advantages, however it also had some drawbacks - like hurricanes and nor'easters.

We haven't gone to the Station yet, but we're on Chincoteague. We're having dinner at a friend's and I needed to drop off food I brought. Hopefully she'll be home from her errand running before the open house ends. I'll need to borrow her car to go over because there is something definitely wrong with mine. I swear at times it seems my car spends more time broken down in her driveway than it spends at my house.

1,110 posted on 07/26/2011 8:24:12 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; NicknamedBob; Darksheare

Howdy! Almost home.


1,111 posted on 07/26/2011 10:56:50 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: HKMk23

Ah yes, ‘brush guards’ for trucks.
The serious kind that will hamburgerize any deer in its path.


1,112 posted on 07/26/2011 11:27:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Gabz; Anoreth; Tax-chick

I was wondering how long it would take Gabz to find us.
;-)


1,113 posted on 07/26/2011 11:41:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I haven’t had any cats induce cranial trauma, honest.


1,114 posted on 07/26/2011 11:46:57 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth; Tax-chick
Have you been gently suggesting a military career for a certain young'un? Coast Guard seems intriguing.

The (not so) subtle hints have been leaning towards Annapolis, not New Haven, but one never knows.

Alas we did not make it to the CG open house, by the time my friend got home, Jax was more interested in talking with her online friend in England and going by myself was just not gonna cut it.

1,115 posted on 07/26/2011 12:04:14 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Tax-chick
I agree they did quite a good job casting the main rolls in Harry Potter.
1,116 posted on 07/26/2011 12:04:24 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Gabz

Definitely go for air force. Cg officers get made fun of ny everyone. Including themselves.


1,117 posted on 07/26/2011 12:09:14 PM PDT by Anoreth (Do your damnedest in an ostentatious manner all the time.)
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To: Darksheare

Would you remember if you did?


1,118 posted on 07/26/2011 12:09:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Probably not.


1,119 posted on 07/26/2011 12:13:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
I was wondering how long it would take Gabz to find us.

Just because I don't post as often as I used doesn't mean I don't know what y'all are up to :)

1,120 posted on 07/26/2011 12:35:04 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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