Posted on 06/08/2011 8:44:14 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.
Red Neck Friend—Jackson Browne
Longview—GreenDay
Pictures of Lily—the Who
“Pork and Beans” – Weezer
Title: I’m A Little Teapot
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a little teapot
Short and stouts
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me over and pour me out
I’m a very special pot
It’s true
Here’s an example of what I can do
I can turn my handle into a spout
Tip me over and pour me out
“Pop goes the weasel”
turning Japanese—the Vapors
Blister in the Sun—Violent Femmes
Dancing with Myself—Billy Idol
I Can’t Give You Anything (Butt Love Baby).
There are quite a few that would work. You could fill iCloud with his playlist.
“I Touch Myself”
“I Want Your Sex”
“Lay, Lady, Lay”
“Let’s Get It On”
“Your Sex is On Fire”
“90 Degrees and Rising”
“Imaginary Lover”
It’s harder to stop thinking of appropriate songs.
Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling” comes to mind.
And Ruth Wallis’ “The Dinghy Song”.
And Cliff Ferre’s “Ain’t it a Beauty”.
And Aerosmith’s “Big Ten-Inch”.
And Ruth Wallis’ “Johnny has a Yo-Yo”.
And John Ryan’s “The Moustache Song”.
And George Formby’s “With my Little Ukelele in my Hand”.
And Larry Vincent’s “Wong has the Largest Tong in China”.
And Billy Mitchell’s “The Woodpecker Song”.
The Divinyls
I Touch Myself
Toot-toot Tootsie - Al Jolson
“Detachable Penis” by King Missile.
Lol, “Beat it!”. Good one.
Another: “Pump It Up” by Elvis Costello. So it will look better on Twitter.
I know a weenie man,
He owns a weenie stand
He sells most everything
From hot dogs on down
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Some day I'll be his wife,
Eat weenies all my life
HOT DOG.....I love that weenie man!
((I learned this as a Brownies camp song....how creepy is that??))
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