[reaganaut1]

"Can't rule out" -- he's both a weiner and a weasel.

[mkboyce]

I cannot “say with certitude”...

So what are you saying, ‘all weiners look alike?’

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2728265/posts

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2728226/posts

[RightOnline]

Here in NC we have another word for it............liar.

[Paladin2]

Dear Richard "Don't call me Dick" Weener,

You haven't examined yourself often enough to know if it is you?

Unlikely.

[OB1kNOb]

subtitle: Weiner Cannot Tell If It’s His Weiner

[svcw]

How can you not know if a picture of you in your underwear was taken or not taken?

[sappy]

depends on what the meaning of weiner, is.

[luvbach1]

Initially, Mr. Weiner said his account had been hacked; his spokesman later said that the congressman had hired a lawyer to “explore the proper next steps.”

Hmmmm. Wouldn't a computer network guru (the FBI must have some) be better able to determine who hacked his twitter account and who sent his alleged lewd bulge to a girl across the country?

[The KG9 Kid]

If he said that, that's admission. He can't rule out that picture of an erect penis is his own to the exclusion of what other erect penises? By casting doubt that's his own penis, he's admitting that photos of his own erect penis exists?

HOW IN THE HELL CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT A PICTURE OF AN ERECT PENIS THAT YOU TOOK YOURSELF IS NOT YOUR OWN?

That's like saying:

"Oh, my mistake. I mistook that picture of an erect penis for my own. But see, that's not one of my own erect penis pictures, because I have those safely tucked away and there's no way that *my* erect penis pictures could have ended up on Facebook."

[luvbach1]

Easy solution: Does he wear Jockey, Hanes, or Fruit of The Loom?

[stylin19a]

huh ?
if it was a prank, how did the “prankster” get a picture of his package ?

[UCANSEE2]

POINT: It may not be a picture of him, but he still may have posted THE photo.

Here is a picture of me at the gym.

[JPG]

Inside the Weiner brain....” I'm here alone and I feel like taking a picture...but of what?...hmmm...hey, I know!!!!”

[bkepley]

Here’s a thought: If he did do this either it was not his first time and something else is going to come out or it was his first time. If it was his first time I imagine he’s kinda in a state of shock finding the truth of his own incompetence.

[Truth29]

Is this a modified hangout admission that he did it? Why would such a picture even exist? Time to start calling for his resignation. Boehner needs to start an investigation and stand up Weiner before the House in shame.

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

A normal man who has never snapped a shot of his own boxer-brief pop-tent would be able to answer the question with certitude and without hesitation.

How often do you photograph your own erections, Mr. Weiner?

[KosmicKitty]

Which means that at some point, he took a picture of himself in gray boxer briefs.

I mean, if you don’t have pictures like that laying around, it’s real easy to know it isn’t your Weiner.

[UCANSEE2]

If we could see the original photo, I wonder if the wayback machine could find it being on the net before this incident.

Then one would know the source of the photo. Still wouldn’t indicate who sent it.

[Meet the New Boss]

“I didn’t send” that picture out.

Well there is really only one solution to this puzzling riddle!

Like SkyNet in the Terminator movies, Weiner's Blackberry and Twitter account became "self-aware" and took actions on their own.

The Blackberry decided to take a picture of Weiner's junk, and the Twitter account decided to send it out to the young co-ed.

Sort of how Ubama didn't really sign the Patriot Act extension, but the White House Auto-Pen became self-aware, sprung into action and signed it into law.

[Gaffer]

So....he can’t affirmatively say he hasn’t snapped a picture of his package and sent it electronically somewhere. My guess is more gay web pages than hetero. His ‘beard’ should be really pissed.