Man going to bathroom falls down embankment

Northwest Cable News ^ | May 30, 2011 | unknown

[matt1234]

SEATTLE – A man who was apparently relieving himself fell 30 feet down an embankment Sunday night and spent 12 hours there before being rescued.

It happened along Monster Road near Martin Luther King Jr. Way near Skyway, according to King County Fire and Rescue.

A passing car apparently startled the man as he was going to the bathroom, sending him down the hill.

Firefighters rescued him at 6 a.m. Monday. His injuries were not considered serious.

[Young Werther]

Rumor has it that he is a chess master and was practicing his “en passant move”.

[matt1234]

“Monster Road? History of that anyone?”

"When you call Renton City Hall and say you have a question about some obscure fact, everyone agrees that Dee Beedle in the Public Works Department is the person with the answers. Dee said Monster Road was, indeed, named after a Monster. But it was Charles A. Monster who had a farm along the road years ago."

Source: A Monster Of A Road In Renton

[DManA]

Immigrant from Transylvania I presume.

[GreenHornet]

This will show up on Tru TV’s “World’s Dumbest...”

[conservaterian]

MLK Jr. Way - any bets on whether this is one of Holder’s people?

[Darteaus94025]

Kinda brings a new meaning to the term, “I gotta go, NOW!”

Why didn’t the cops just follow the obvious skid marks?

[matt1234]

MLK Jr. Way - any bets on whether this is one of Holder’s people?

See picture in post #1.

[UCANSEE2]

From the photo, looks like an alien from Pluto.

[knarf]

If he was "going to the bathroom" ... HE'D BE IN A FRIGGIN' BATHROOM !!!

He was pissin' on the side of the road, lost his balance, pissed all over himself and watered the weeds as he rolled 30 feet down a hill.

stupid writers

[HighlyOpinionated]

Let his spend a weekend or week in jail for LEWD BEHAVIOR ... he’ll have a ‘hole’ right there in the corner!

What worries me is this type actually breeds.

[dblshot]

When the Coast Guard retrieves a boater who fell overboard while relieving himself and drowns the incident is referred to a a half mast drowning.

[mikrofon]

Man gelded in Monster Rd. mishap...

[dfwgator]

A true “Fart and Fall Down” Moment.

http://www.supload.com/listen?s=HZkV1Y

[sten]

i hate when that happens...

[stellaluna]

That’ll teach him to use a cup like all the other guys.

[Silentgypsy]

Thank you for my first big lol of day! (For some reason, I usually spend most of Memorial Day in tears.)

[Slings and Arrows]

"DON'T FLUSH!!!"

[TheOldLady]

If a passing motorist saw him fall, wouldn’t they have rescued him right away? If no one noticed his fall, how did they know he was there 12 hours later?

Devil’s in the details.

[aruanan]

If no one noticed his fall, how did they know he was there 12 hours later?

Duh! Some guy 12 hours later was taking a whiz and saw him.