1 posted on
05/26/2011 9:00:53 AM PDT by
Hotdog
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To: Hotdog
Sounds like a good UNNNNNnnngh! thread, to me.
2 posted on
05/26/2011 9:01:57 AM PDT by
wbill
To: Hotdog
3 posted on
05/26/2011 9:03:50 AM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Hotdog
Why ?
5 posted on
05/26/2011 9:05:35 AM PDT by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! May I please be removed from the contribution under review program I will behave Thank y)
To: Hotdog
I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!
6 posted on
05/26/2011 9:05:44 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: Hotdog
Why do tornados always touch down in trailer parks?
Does the light go off when we close the fridge? We eat all the witnesses...
7 posted on
05/26/2011 9:06:21 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: Hotdog
Why do feet smell and noses run?
8 posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:29 AM PDT by
CIB-173RDABN
(California does not have a money problem, it has a spending problem.)
To: Hotdog
That is a very good version, well done.
9 posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:36 AM PDT by
ansel12
( JIM DEMINT "I believe [Palins] done more for the Republican Party than anyone since Ronald Reagan")
To: Hotdog
“Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” — Steven Wright
10 posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:50 AM PDT by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
11 posted on
05/26/2011 9:08:04 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Hotdog
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
13 posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:26 AM PDT by
BubbaBasher
("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it the “Department of the Interior” when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
14 posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:26 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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15 posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:31 AM PDT by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: Hotdog
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17 posted on
05/26/2011 9:11:27 AM PDT by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
Why are liberals in favor of killing innocent babies but against killing guilty criminals?
20 posted on
05/26/2011 9:12:08 AM PDT by
BubbaBasher
("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call two planes almost colliding a “near miss”?
21 posted on
05/26/2011 9:14:15 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Hotdog
Props to George Carlin. RIP.
25 posted on
05/26/2011 9:17:58 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(A "Moderate Muslim"? Nothing more than a Muslim Extremist who has run out of ammo.)
To: Hotdog
Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of 10 and Hot Dog Buns come in packages of 8???
Why is a light switch labeled “On” and “Off”? When its on you know its on. When its off you can’t see to read it anyway!
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
26 posted on
05/26/2011 9:18:32 AM PDT by
Syntyr
(Happiness is two at low eight!)
To: Hotdog
We stretch out our faces to put on mascara in hopes of getting our cheeks away from our lashes until it dries so we don’t end up with little black dots on our faces from the edges of our lashes.
27 posted on
05/26/2011 9:18:55 AM PDT by
A_perfect_lady
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it an ‘adult bookstore’?
There is no one reading, and there are no books. Most of the people in there are not grownups.
29 posted on
05/26/2011 9:22:50 AM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
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