Latest theory says Roswell UFO was Russian craft

AP/Yahoo ^ | 5/23/11

[markomalley]

The world famous Roswell "incident" was no UFO but rather a Russian spacecraft with "grotesque, child-size aviators" developed in human experiments by Nazi doctor and war criminal Josef Mengele, according to a theory floated by investigative journalist Annie Jacobsen.

Her book, "Area 51: An Uncensored History of America's Top Secret Military Base," is about the secretive Nevada base called Area 51. One chapter offers the new Roswell theory, citing an anonymous source who says Joseph Stalin recruited Mengele and sent the craft into U.S. air space in 1947 to spark public hysteria.

Like past theories, Jacobsen writes that the U.S. government was involved in a cover-up of the UFO report, which has spawned space alien legend and turned this southern New Mexico town into a tourist attraction.

[SERKIT]

‘cause every Russian I ever met was 4 ft tall, hairless, and green ...

You mean you've never been abducted and probed by a Russian? Not too much different than a TSA search.

[Lazamataz]

The fact of the matter is, there is no way computers would have advanced this quickly if we hadn't been able to backwards-engineer the crashed alien spacecraft.

There are still three things we cannot fathom: The Faster-Than-Light engine, the AntiGrav units, and the materials this amazing machine was made of. Curiously the spacecraft had no weapons.

[Quix]

THX THX.

It’s no longer authorized . . . for me to say much about such topics on FR.

Sadly.

[ArrogantBustard]

Yeah, I’ve been treated to the new “enhanced search” techniques.

[ArrogantBustard]

The fact of the matter is, there is no way computers would have advanced this quickly if we hadn't been able to backwards-engineer the crashed alien spacecraft.

I disagree ... Invention of the transistor (both bipolar and FET) was a reasonable outcome of solid-state physics research in the mid XX Century, and development of integrated circuits from discrete transistors is an engineering problem, not a matter of scientific discovery.

[Oztrich Boy]

Isn’t Annie Jacobson the woman who created a stir about a flight she was on with some suspicious muslims on board?

I was going to say that i thought the woman was blonde (Annie's only blonde on the inside)

But yeah, Annie's that

[Lazamataz]

Look.

I was the guy responsible for reverse-engineering the alien computers.

[B4Ranch]

Been reading, huh? LOL

Why not? Makes as much sense as any other theory.

[The Cajun]

I was the guy responsible for reverse-engineering the alien computers.

So that's how Microsoft came up with Vista!
Just as I've always suspected!!

[B4Ranch]

You need to do some reading about ufo’s and the Black Forest. It’ll bring you up todate.

[ArrogantBustard]

So YOU'RE the one!!!

I pretend to be a large African bird, on this forum ... but I'm really from farther away than that!

[Emperor Palpatine]

"But it could still be Russians — mutant Russians from the future."

[The Cajun]

Ahem, do you remember the reverse engineering guy from Area 51 *Bob Lazar*?
Do you notice anything strange: Lazar - Lazamataz.

Coincidence.........I think not :^)

[Two Kids' Dad]

How did you have time to reverse engineer anything with all of the “hitting it” you’re doing? Do you ever sleep???

[Lazamataz]

You ain’t seen Blue Screen of Death until it comes up on your in-atmosphere planetary navigation computer.

[Slings and Arrows]

In Soviet Russia, YOU abduct UFO!

[dhs12345]

How true. Remember the old Klingons... from the original series? They looked a lot like Russians.

[cruise_missile]

What about Mexico and their covert flying tortilla technology?

[cruise_missile]

What about Mexico and their covert flying tortilla technology?